Nom nom nom nom “NO! MY PRECIOUS…Blueberry…melon…thingies!”
No, you’re doing it wrong, it’s supposed to go like this:
Nom nom nom nom “NO! MY PRECIOUS *nom* Blueberry *nom* melon *nom* thingies!” *turns back to fruit* (Golem’s voice) “My precious…my precious…I will never let them hurt us my precious…I won’t let them take me from you my precious…”
Ah, i would eat that as well… seems like a good idea
Tasty, tasty PCP crack fuit.
He’s Done. Leave him. He’ll either die horribly or go crazy. Time to bail.
Yep, I agree–It’s only gonna’ get really UGLY from this point on….
[Besides, maybe he'll be HAPPY as an Alien Smurf?]
What are you talking about? He’s already crazy! XD And I thought most people loved The Smurfs, even though I have yet to see it myself.
No, not everyone loves Smurfs…..Well, not ME, at least
I have a Natural Aversion to anything Sickingly Cute–
Kittens have needle sharp teeth and claws. That alone saves them from sickly sweet. Not to mention the bodily excretions.
Smurfs are not cute. They are ugly monsters from hell.
Die? before or after the 3rd eye grows in the middle of his forehead????
Oooh, THAT would be Cool!
Great. Now they’re gonna have to send him down for squeezing, just like Violet Beauregarde in Willy Wonka.
Woops, got a little entrail on ya there, buddy…
And I would pay good money to see that!
i see fruit zombies in this story soon.
Well, at least it’s more healthy than Brains, I suppose…..
Please, please don’t trot out the Desperate People with Doom at Hand take Crazy risks to Save an Idiot from Himself (trope)!
Excellent, seems they grow their own tranquillisers to keep the prisoners quiet.
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