But does blurp engage in his humorous alcoholism to forget his problems like a normal being, or does he just do it look cool while secretly being unaffected by ethanol?
I have already stated my guess: he’s not drinking the wine, he’s eating the glass. Absorbing it. I expect to see a wineglass floating inside Blurp’s body any second now.
I must say, I was unfamiliar with the term, “perquisites.”
But one wikipedia search later, I find it’s just a fancy way of saying perks, fringe benefits, and/or non-wage compensations.
Evil? A hahaha evil … I’m Graham! I come from the world of MANAGEMENT! This is to evil what evil ist jaywalking. We managed to subjugate countries with a keystroke at the stock exchange! We are ruIning planet’s ecosphere just for NO GOOD REASON AT ALL. And more: while seeming determined to do nothing else but furthering the progress of mankind. At that’s just for starters.
I just realized that chewy’s last name is blump, and on their mailbox, the “b” “l” “u” and “p” are stickers, but the “m” is written. So the blumps are blurps, or the blurps are blumps.
Ah, the “What’s in it for me?” moment…
Graham is a consummate salesman. Mr. G would not understand or believe altruism.
OK, so Graham does not either. Whatever.
It gets you another drink before you’ve even finished your first one.
There is a time for drinking and then there is a time for two fisted drinking.
Well, Blurp is there. It might be time for three-pseudopod drinking.
Otherwise known as “blurping”
But does blurp engage in his humorous alcoholism to forget his problems like a normal being, or does he just do it look cool while secretly being unaffected by ethanol?
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I have already stated my guess: he’s not drinking the wine, he’s eating the glass. Absorbing it. I expect to see a wineglass floating inside Blurp’s body any second now.
Good old Graham. Sharp as a razor and right to the point.
Now we will see if Grahamn becomes evil^^
Spoiler alert: this happened some time prior to Issue 1.
In fact he was (sort of)rich and evil. (He was bragging about it before he was forced into magic school)
Still the deal might not be too bad. Get stuck with a bunch of idiots or get lots of money/items while being stuck with a different batch of idiots.
It’s Time to Choose Your Batch o’ Idiots!
No previously he was more like biggest bully on the pklay ground, not rule the world evil, there is a slight difference^^
The only difference is scale.
But there is still a difference as a lawyer such things are important^^
I’d be cautious drinking from those glasses Graham, blondie is wearing full on date rape face in panel 5.
Oh, is THAT what it looks like!?
I must say, I was unfamiliar with the term, “perquisites.”
But one wikipedia search later, I find it’s just a fancy way of saying perks, fringe benefits, and/or non-wage compensations.
Yes. “Perks” as in “short for “_perq_uisites”.
I swear that chin got bigger in between panels here…
That’s what I love best about Our Hero–
He cuts straight thru’ the crap and gets right down to the point!
Evil? A hahaha evil … I’m Graham! I come from the world of MANAGEMENT! This is to evil what evil ist jaywalking. We managed to subjugate countries with a keystroke at the stock exchange! We are ruIning planet’s ecosphere just for NO GOOD REASON AT ALL. And more: while seeming determined to do nothing else but furthering the progress of mankind. At that’s just for starters.
“Blurp!”
The Toast of the Town!!
I’ll have to try that at a wedding.
Put on some good running shoes first.
Hey, I’ll drink to THAT!
Apparently one is you get to call them idiots and they don’t mind.
To be fair, he called the idiots of Dragonsbane idiots and they didn’t mind either.
It’s probably because he’s such an asshole they’ve come to expect that sort of thing from him.
The chin seems to be stabilizing.
the chosen mark stars are gone! GOOOOONE!!!! We’re doomed. DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBED!
A doom-bed? Are they comfortable? Do they have those weird mattresses that mild to your body shape?
Odd, they’ve been missing for the past 15 pages.
Artist error, or plot-integral point?
Is he double fisting fine wine? Pretty classy. Double classy.
You would too, if you had to deal with this bunch.
I just realized that chewy’s last name is blump, and on their mailbox, the “b” “l” “u” and “p” are stickers, but the “m” is written. So the blumps are blurps, or the blurps are blumps.
Blumps are larval Blurps
Well, Chewy sure looks like a larva!