Oooh here comes violence!!!!
I can’t wait!
I think the number of ‘chosen ones’ in this comic is about to be reduced by 50%.
Even better, the number of “chozen 1′s” is about to be reduced by 100%
Well, Chewy really needs to “reduce”, anyway….
What are you talking about? Can’t you see? He IS the chosen one! Plain as day.
Yeah, plain as day–
If you have your eyes closed
Of course Chewy would reference Count Chocula. It looks like he’s about to have his fill of Unlucky Charms.
Or “Boo-Hoo” Berry
Your foreign cereals are strange to me. That still sounds better than Barf detergent, though.
What–You don’t remember Count Chocula’s two Cereal Cohorts,
Boo Berry (blueberry/ghost) and Franken Berry (strawberry/Frankenstens’ monster)!?
I see a few piss bubbles coming
Evilmore is becoming more appealing, at least by contrast.
Yeah–But then I’ve always had a weakness for Vampires that don’t sparkle
I predict they will begin casting hexes to make him fat. I mean he’s all skin and bones he needs a little fattening up.
Whatever they Hex him with, I hope it’s NASTY!
That’d be a Good One!
Makes you wonder how many students/semenster are acceptable “collateral”.
Back in high school my physics teacher always said on field trips, that a loss up to 10% was okay and could be counted as meassuring error. I believe now, that is the standart ^^
I think I had that same physics teacher, lol
I’m betting on hexes of roasting. Because Evilmore looks so very hungry for some nice chewy roast.
I think he’s going to get magic powers now and be the arch nemesis of Graham.
I believe the term ‘chosen one’ is a euphemism for guinea-pig.
Or Lab Rat
Ah, Yes–The Politically Correct Version
Consider me old fashioned but I preder creepy vampires to those who sparkle in the sun light^^
Also yey for a teacher using his position for good
Ah, another True Vampire-Lover!
[Give me Spike over Sparkles, any day]
I mean really how could one change Dracula, an old rich creepy guy to a teenage vegetarian?^^
And don’t get me started on the werwolves…
it’s not that far fetched if you think about it. Even the original dracula was essentially a metaphor for sexual desire after all. That concept was taken and…altered horribly to pander to the part of modern day females who um…like pale sparkly males, for some reason.
Me, I prefer my vampires to be stealthy predators. That’s what keeps them frightening to me. A predator who can do (almost) anything a human can, and then some.
Dracula wasn’t one to wait for the wedding night, at least not his^^
So sexual desire and sparkly vampires, no just no^^
Some Modern Day Females are just kinda’…….Stupid
[There, I said it!]
Yeah–What’s not-ta’ like about old rich creepy guys?
[Especially if they can make you live forever and you get to fly like a bat!]
Didn’t Spike also have a magic ring for a while? I blame Joss Whedon for the whole Twilight thing. He started the whole teen-angst, vampire in daylight, OMG-monsters-are-sexy crap.
story book monsters have always had that sexy thing going for them
(mostly because the point of most of those stories was to convince us that sex was monstrous)
Dracula, Steppenwolf (sp?) even the Witches in MacBeth (naked! tho depending on the casting that could be a good thing or a very, very bad thing)
Witches in ‘Macbeth” naked?
Oh, Gawd–Don’t take me THERE!!!
Don’t diss the Pointed Stick!!!
I couldn’t stand Buffy, but I still love Spike!
[Shoulda' had his own show...]
“…for good”? As in dealing with Chewie for good? Count me in.
I’m may hate the ground that trembles as he walks upon it but Chewie is right. Angst ridden vampires are very trendy right now. And werewolves that look like underwear models. Also for someone reason the ability to pose has become an undead trait too.
There’s no howling at the moon, drinking from virgin necks or Mummies anymore. I especially miss Mummies.
We all miss our mummies from time to time.
Thank you, thank you, Baron & Know-All!
[Hell, SOMEBODY hadta' say it!]
As soon as they can find a way to make a mummy look like an angsty teenager, they’ll be back.
That hasn’t worked for Zombies, so far…..
I am sorry Stampers, but I have got to break it to you. Hollywood has breeched the look for “Angsty” zombies. New movie called Warm Bodies, check it out, still looks like a better love story than Twilight
So THAT’S what that commercial was about!
I only saw part of it, so I couldn’t tell what they were selling….
Guess it had to happen, all things considered
Elfguy, they’ve been partially wrapping shapely girls in bandages and calling them mummies for a while, does that count?
I don’t know about counting as mummies, but that sure does count as KINKY!
I don’t know what Graham can manage, but I bet Gavin is about to unleash something nasty on this chump.
Gonorrheacus! Or maybe give him the golden touch.
Now fatty learns the first lesson with dealing with evil (smart) teachers. Never tick them off in class when they had just threatened to eat you alive in class!
So what are the bets for what happens next?
Transformation? Demonic infection? Blowing up? How about gender bender?
How ’bout turning him into the Goodyear Blimp and then using him for Magic School advertising during the Superbowl?
Evilmore is the only somewhat intelligent teacher here. And he might have realised that Graham is a serious threat. So whatever he does now to Chewie, it will propably make Grahams life worse.
That’s why I’m a fan of evilmore, a real bad guy intelligent enough to find good excuses^^
Or at least alert enough to realize that a few of the right lame excuses is sufficient for the current faculty.
Intelligence is always a comparison to others. So from the teachers he ghets the crown, who casres what a bunch of students think?^^
Current amount of smart teachers… 3. Teacher moral lines… Good, Chatoic neutral, and chatoic evil or lawful evil (take your pick)
I love how Chewie is standing on an X…
and the rest of the class can turn him into a slobbering mucus for all the spells and failed hexes will hit his soft, scrawny meat!
Let’s just hope they don’t all bounce off his blubber….
Nah. Chewie’s immune to magic. Calling it now. It’d be the greatest twist, and eventually lead to Graham just beating the crap outta him.
At least, that’s how I’d write it. ;D
Or Chewie realizes that his ‘wand’ is a pointed wooden stick. . .
Do you automatically fail the class if you kill the teacher?
My guess is that Chewy wouldn’t know what to do with his wand even if he DID realize it’s a Pointed Stick…..
In this school? In a class called “advanced hexing”? I’m betting he breaks out in multiple rashes, but not much more than Chewie normally deals with. “You call that a rash? I call that minor chafing.”
I call it smaugma
I predict that with that much fat chewy will prove to be hex proof and thus a magical anomaly that is granted full studentship for case study so that he will be around for many chapters to come. That….or he will be some how fuzed with Goatsie producing a positive/negative chimera of a new type.
How aboit instead of goastie he fusses with the girl (name escapes me for the moment)
alternately, if you forget you can always call her Young Sarah Palin
Oh, not Goatsie!!!
That would just be too, TOO Cruel!
[And the PETA people will get-ya' fer' it]
Oh what, now we can be cruel to human characters but not Goatsie?
The speaking animals seem to be the only ones worth saving^^
As Aguna mentions, they ARE generally smarter….
And less annoying
I predict that all of the hexes will combine and all that will be left is a fatter version of Jabba the Hut.
Don’t cross the streams!
Piss bubbles again?
Oh, spare me the Mental Image of THAT–Please!
I love this comic.
Don’t we all?
The ultimate hex: he must spend the night doing kareoke with Brony. and it will be telecast in real time (magically of course) to his parents.
the magical recordings will then be played back to him and just loud enough volume to keep him awake, all night, every night, forever.
And speeded up, so he can still understand the words, but they sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks–
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