I have to admit, in the HP books when they talk about the four founders of the different houses? I had a LOT more respect for Hufflepuff. Gryphindor only wanted the bravest. Ravenclaw only wanted the smartest. Slytherin only wanted the most ambitious. Hufflepuff said “You’re all a bunch exclusionary elitist bastards. Fine, take only the ones you think are best. Give me ALL the rest and I will make them awesome, just to show you that they CAN be awesome.”
I just want to clarify something
so far, everyone that’s posted (except me, apparently) has just been too classy to comment on how much Merrill seems to be … enjoying… hugging Grahm’s side, right?
nevermind, my ficle internet service and slow typing have finally revealed the truth
my faith in our collective lack of class has been restored
I admit, I feel better for the company … not as good as Merrill, though …
Maybe having Chewie there means Graham will have to tutor Chewie in magic. And of course Merrill likes Graham, Graham encourages him to do his worst to the opponent kids.
My guess is, he gets punished for either what he done to that noble wizard family (those white trash guys) or the magic tree, but instead of getting kicked out he must do extra classes or help in the cafeteria or something. Also he gets forced to be grateful to the teachers who gave him that second chance ^^
i smell a we are forced to make you a teacher and adopt the kids and goatise, or else we will have to expell you.. :gram wait i am getting expelled.. yay
The wizard world finally realized that the school is just an elaborate deathtrap and is pulling their accreditation, turning them into a rogue hedge wizard academy?
Nah, if they found that out, I’m sure the school would get some kind of award, with little tally marks for how many annoying kids die on average each year.
“I’m sorry, mr. graham, but we’ve found someone else with a cheap tatoo of sparkly stars. we’ve also found a tatoo parlor that does sparkly star tatoos. I got one myself. I won’t say where. “
DUN – DUN – DUNNNNNN
Oh boy, he’s being put in remedial classes. Or he skipped too much and has to retake everything.
Oooohh ohh– I know– hes getting transferred to Slitherin!
no, worse! HUFFLEPUFF!
man…screw hufflepuff
Hey now. Hufflepuff girls put out.
So they “Huff” and they “Puff” and they “blow” your “house” down?
So we’ve heard….
different screw
I have to admit, in the HP books when they talk about the four founders of the different houses? I had a LOT more respect for Hufflepuff. Gryphindor only wanted the bravest. Ravenclaw only wanted the smartest. Slytherin only wanted the most ambitious. Hufflepuff said “You’re all a bunch exclusionary elitist bastards. Fine, take only the ones you think are best. Give me ALL the rest and I will make them awesome, just to show you that they CAN be awesome.”
“What the *hell* is a Hufflepuff?”
They’re particularly good finders. You know, like truffle pigs.
Actually, they’re badgers–
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Wouldn’t that make it Brockhall?
Well, we know they aren’t smart enough to figure out that he is not a real wizard.
Make him a professor with tenure!
I Like Sleep
That’s “sleep,” not “sheep,” Goatsie.
“I’m so sorry!”
And yet she appears to be smiling in that panel…
Also, kid, you can stop hugging him now. Seriously. Get off.
“Get off”
Thats exactly what he is doing, man.
Poor Graham, the only people who actually LIKE him are more Pathetic than he is!
["Get 'em off, Get 'em OFF, GET THEM OFFA' ME!!!"]
I like your gravatar. QC is cool.
Thank you
Anyone else notice how short Celeste’s top is…?
I just want to clarify something
so far, everyone that’s posted (except me, apparently) has just been too classy to comment on how much Merrill seems to be … enjoying… hugging Grahm’s side, right?
nevermind, my ficle internet service and slow typing have finally revealed the truth
my faith in our collective lack of class has been restored
I admit, I feel better for the company … not as good as Merrill, though …
Frankly, I wouldn’t be too surprised if Merrill was humpin’ Graham’s leg like an oversexed Chihuahua…..
I think he looks like a pug.
That, too
Maybe having Chewie there means Graham will have to tutor Chewie in magic. And of course Merrill likes Graham, Graham encourages him to do his worst to the opponent kids.
Mr. Graham, you’re a prefect now. You have to boss everyone around. Isn’t that a terrible responsibility?
“You’re failing school!”
“Yeah, so what? What are you gonna do, send me home? Great, thanks, bye!”
Even worse! You lost even more points… and you actually found out that the teachers made them important since you didn’t care about them!
That or you got lucky and can get kicked out of the school and go back to your old life which is what you wanted in the first place.
100 points=graduation.
My guess is, he gets punished for either what he done to that noble wizard family (those white trash guys) or the magic tree, but instead of getting kicked out he must do extra classes or help in the cafeteria or something. Also he gets forced to be grateful to the teachers who gave him that second chance ^^
Ooh, Yes!
Now THAT would be Punishment, makin’ him work in the cafeteria!
Hey, did he just imply he doesn’t want to lose Goatsie?
I noticed that too! Maybe he realizes Goatsie is the closest thing to a kindred spirit he can find in this hellish prison.
Actually, it’s a fall back plan after seeing the ‘food’ there. Eating Goatsie might become his only option!
Chamber of Secrets plox.
i smell a we are forced to make you a teacher and adopt the kids and goatise, or else we will have to expell you.. :gram wait i am getting expelled.. yay
Why would Celeste apologize to Graham?
I bet he finally got into the evil house.
*gasp!*
The wizard world finally realized that the school is just an elaborate deathtrap and is pulling their accreditation, turning them into a rogue hedge wizard academy?
Nah, if they found that out, I’m sure the school would get some kind of award, with little tally marks for how many annoying kids die on average each year.
“Okay. In advance: if I start getting misty-eyed, I want you to punch me in the face. Hard. I’ll deserve it.”
you got it boss
oh god he’s been enrolled as an honor student!
Worse…a GRADUATE STUDENT!
He’s been cursed and going to tell everyone their dumb. Nonstop.
Wow, come back after weeks since I thought the whole comic was over with issue 6, to get all of this. Pretty nice.
“I’m sorry, mr. graham, but we’ve found someone else with a cheap tatoo of sparkly stars. we’ve also found a tatoo parlor that does sparkly star tatoos. I got one myself. I won’t say where. “
*Ewww18
TMI, Dude!
Hahah! Got a little salt in your minds eye.