Gun to your head, his finger on the trigger… Yeah, I’ll be taking that deal thankyouverymuch. And the wealth, castles, and etcetera would be nice too. Then again, why would the evil guy keep his word? Ah, well. Better to die in 10-15 minutes than right now.
It’s a Deal He Can’t Refuse–
But knowing Graham, he’s gonna’ TRY!
Ugh, it’s Eccentrica Gallumbits
the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.
Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body, but I’m glad it’s in another galaxy……..
Oh, that’s just NASTY!
[and Funny, too!]
Has Chydossa figured out yet that she’s not coming along for the ride?
She’s already signed her own deal. Remember last update, “save a chosen helpful few”?
Chydossa hasn’t even figured out what graham just did: if she isn’t banished, she’s gonna spend a lifetime with only ugly half-dragon dudes as potential mates. ‘course, in a minute graham will figure out that that would make him her only potential human mate….
so he’ll FINALLY get that blowjob, and then some
Which is all he ever really wanted in the First Place, if I remember….
He’s about to use the rod
After seeing those lizard women, his rod is a bit flaccid at the moment.
give him a moment to start thinking about their tongues’ potential.
*Snort with Laughter*
Cut it out, You Guys–Yer’ makin’ me laugh so hard I gotta’ pee!
See, told ya’s
Don’t gloat–It ain’t pretty
To be honest, based upon past incidents… I’m not at all certain that Graham values his own life as much as he does those other things he’s mentioned. Threats of violence and death have not proven to be prime motivators for Graham thus far.
I think you’re right. He’ll prolly say something to the effect of “hows about Chadossa here becomes my personal sex slave, and I get to watch as you execute the professors who thought I stole their galliflox, oh – AND I get to kill the gothicus boy myself.” to which scaleface will be all “aight, i could get behind that.”
I think he could barter for more. a few non-magic women, maybe depower the glasses girl and keep her for the torment.
on the other hand, Graham’s the one using the damn thing. He could probably do whatever he wants.
I wouldn’t trust Chydossa as a personal sex slave. She’d probably try to bite off his penis if he got it anywhere near her mouth. But Graham might forget the slave girls if he could get money, power and property.
But then what minimum wage paycheck drones would remain for him to lord it over? Come on, this guy basically exists for other people! Whether it be stroking his ego, or stroking his… ego… Graham can’t survive without some pitiable shmuck to be superior to. No deal!
Sex is obviously a BIG Motivation in Life for Graham
Can I just say, *Ouch* to that, Rag?
I dunno. That snake lady on the left is kind of hot. The next one is clearly a snake lady cougar.
I have to agree. If he had his pick, he could just… not pick… the third one over. Too saggy.
I think both of you really need a Good Woman, very BADLY!!!
Nah, I think they need a very Bad Woman who does good…
12 inch forked tongues execute some remarkable feats.
If any kids came to this site today then they just had their nightmares taken care of for the next 10 years.
Not-ta’ mention any of us so-called Adults……
Graham Twinklebitch: Smart when it comes to calculating quantities of sex.
i dunnno man the third ones got 6 booobs,,, but naw their probably coldblooded have to heat em up onja rock for 2 hours before hand
my bet is he goes for the deal but screws it up and does good by accident
Hey, if I had six boobs, I probably wouldn’t want ANY o’ them touched!
You guys have no idea how sensitive they can be……
Told-ya’ it was a Crappy Deal, Grahammy-Boy!
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