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Wizard School Issue #5 Page #8

by admin on July 20, 2012 at 12:01 am
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  1. AstroTurtle
    AstroTurtle
    July 20, 2012 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Twinklebitch: Willing to let the entire world go to hell.. until it turns out that the evil guys gave him blue balls. Now its ON.

    • Heitert3
      Heitert3
      July 20, 2012 at 10:46 am | # | Reply

      At least they match the tattoo (which they also gave him).

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        July 20, 2012 at 10:03 pm | # | Reply

        he’ll be sure to point this out at parties

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          August 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm | # | Reply

          And that’s why we love ‘im!

  2. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    July 20, 2012 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    The first sign of Unseen University mentality- the students are to be avoided. Why be concerned if they’re killed.

  3. Elfguy
    Elfguy
    July 20, 2012 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Tsk…Now they’ve done it…he wouldn’t have gone a-heroing to save anyone else, but when he’s owed some nookie, don’t you dare try to get out of it, or else!

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      August 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm | # | Reply

      Again–And that’s why we love ‘im!

  4. Kiriain
    Kiriain
    July 20, 2012 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

    So Sorceress Blue Balls knocks out Twinklebitch to make him fabulous, but says she’s going to give it up for some creepy, vampire-looking version of Igor? I sense Evilmore is going to be severely disappointed.

    • xaviara
      xaviara
      July 20, 2012 at 10:04 pm | # | Reply

      technically, she just promised to give him “a moment of her time”, which will probably consist of her saying “start-end” faster than a little kid can say “redlight-greenlight” when playing the aforementioned child’s game

      • Torg
        Torg
        July 21, 2012 at 12:54 pm | # | Reply

        Technically, all we know is that he says she promised to give him a moment of her time. I find it more believable that he was exploiting his peers’ romanticism than that anything of the sort actually happened.

        • Kiriain
          Kiriain
          July 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm | # | Reply

          @xaviara Well, however the deal went down, I’m assuming (and quite sure of) that Blue Balls worded what she was going to do to imply certain relations to happen. So essentially, she most likely used word play or some form of double talk.

          @Torg That could work too, though I doubt Evilmore would have lied about such a thing. It’s hard to make stuff up when under pressure.

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            August 14, 2012 at 3:24 pm | #

            You speaking from experience on that, Kir?

        • Baron Mellow von Yellow
          Baron Mellow von Yellow
          July 22, 2012 at 4:09 pm | # | Reply

          No, all we know is that he is a lying liar from Liarstown.

  5. DanMan
    DanMan
    July 20, 2012 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

    Bah– you guys are a bunch of meanies….don’t you understand? It was TRUE WUV!!

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      August 14, 2012 at 3:24 pm | # | Reply

      *Gags*

  6. Krestof
    Krestof
    July 20, 2012 at 1:39 am | # | Reply

    No, the whole true love story is a complete lie. Professor Dracula is obviously evil to the core.
    -He looks evil
    -He was saying “Fools… Fools…” behind their backs.
    -Was describing all the joys of boiling and drinking children blood. And let’s just assume that’s exactly what he was doing too.
    -Suggests feeding Graham to his flesh eating slugs.
    -Ripped out kids throat, etc etc.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      July 20, 2012 at 2:59 am | # | Reply

      Now, now. Evil can still love. And lust, and covet…

      • CharlieBrawJR
        CharlieBrawJR
        July 20, 2012 at 8:07 am | # | Reply

        I second that. Evil-Undead Love is still love.

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          August 14, 2012 at 3:24 pm | # | Reply

          Yeah–Just ask Spike!

      • Elfguy
        Elfguy
        July 22, 2012 at 8:28 pm | # | Reply

        Nah, Savah (Wendy and Richard Pini’s Elfquest) accuratly defined “evil” as the inability to love. But Lust is OK…And Covet? You betcha, Covet all OVER the place…

        • CharlieBrawJR
          CharlieBrawJR
          July 23, 2012 at 8:40 am | # | Reply

          And who died and made Savah the king of love?

          According to ying yang, there’s always a little bit of good in every evil. So, even if evilmore is 99% evil, he’s still 1% able of love.

  7. Baron Mellow von Yellow
    Baron Mellow von Yellow
    July 20, 2012 at 1:39 am | # | Reply

    Even Miracle Max might agree with Russell.

  8. Hello
    Hello
    July 20, 2012 at 3:06 am | # | Reply

    Hey look, the stars are back. About time.

    • CharlieBrawJR
      CharlieBrawJR
      July 20, 2012 at 8:10 am | # | Reply

      The stars don’t go away… Twikle’s hair covers the stars at some moments…

      At least I think that’s what happens.

      • Zebalien
        Zebalien
        July 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm | # | Reply

        His stars twinkle like his bitchieness.

        • xaviara
          xaviara
          July 20, 2012 at 10:05 pm | # | Reply

          preciesly.

          • Kiriain
            Kiriain
            July 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm | #

            I thought it was just like herpes. You know, they come and they go.

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            August 14, 2012 at 3:26 pm | #

            Yet again–And that’s why we love ‘im!

        • CharlieBrawJR
          CharlieBrawJR
          July 23, 2012 at 8:27 am | # | Reply

          Yeah.. so they Twinkle and appear when he’s pissed or bitchy.. if not, they stop twinking and get covered by the hair.

          Then again, he’s always pissed and/or bitchy, so I guess I just shoved my foot up my mouth.

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            August 14, 2012 at 3:26 pm | #

            Among other places……

  9. Random Citizen
    Random Citizen
    July 20, 2012 at 3:19 am | # | Reply

    It’s moments like this where the him turning to the darkside and taking over the world seems more and more like the thing I’d like to happen. I mean seriously someone could walk up and stab a student in front of that council and said it because the Dragonkin or something or other was controlling them and they’d buy it. Seriously realistic thinking dragons sounds better than those idiots to trust the future to.

    • CaptC
      CaptC
      July 20, 2012 at 10:14 am | # | Reply

      It’s not like Evilmore is exactly brilliant. Twinkles exposed him with a minimum of effort, after all.

      I’m beginning to believe magic use reduces IQ in humans. The most magical grown-ups are all really dumb. The smart kids are explained by magic not having had time to make them stupid. The flaw in the theory seems to be Chydossa. She seems competent, grown, human and magical, and is therefore pretty unique.

      • Random Citizen
        Random Citizen
        July 22, 2012 at 3:12 am | # | Reply

        I didn’t mean the vampire guy, I’m talking about the bad guy in the beginning who shot the kids. Sure he’s super evil but he’s one of the only people in this comic who are involved in magic who shows even a slight sign of intelligence.

      • CharlieBrawJR
        CharlieBrawJR
        July 23, 2012 at 8:30 am | # | Reply

        It’s not the magic, it’s the influence of stupid people. Chydossa isn’t part of the school, therefore she’s not exposed to the level of stupidity of the school headmaster.

        Then again, maybe Evilmore is a genius, but, since the staff of the school is ultimately stupid, he simply didn’t go through the trouble of covering his shit correctly. I mean, who would’ve thought the lazy sleazeball also known as “the chosen” would be smarter then the bunch?

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        August 14, 2012 at 3:28 pm | # | Reply

        Nah…Stupid People are just Stupid, Magic or Otherwise

  10. Xaa
    Xaa
    July 20, 2012 at 3:49 am | # | Reply

    Ugh. Forgiving the murder of an innocent child because he did it for love? Yeah, that pushes the good guys beyond “misguided fools” into the realm of “dangerously gullible morons.” But then again, it’s pretty much still following the model of Severus Snape, who easily manipulated his own cast of gullible morons with the same gambit.

    • lnthomp
      lnthomp
      July 20, 2012 at 6:09 am | # | Reply

      Because HE SAYS he did it for love. The other faculty went ga-ga over him the moment he said it, no evidence or even full story required. Because obviously, someone who lied about stealing the Galliflox couldn’t possibly lie about love.

    • Lukkai
      Lukkai
      July 20, 2012 at 7:06 am | # | Reply

      And to be fair to Snape: His motivation was true love. His goal that sprung from that motivation was to bring down the Big Bad (or at least aid in doing so).
      While Evilmore’s goals don’t seem to go further than “have a moment of her time”.

      So the whole killing and manipulating thing seems a tiny bit more justified in Snape’s case. The victim of the murder even agreeing with the first one being the only possible way of action at that point that would allow the big plan to succeed.

    • CaptC
      CaptC
      July 20, 2012 at 10:23 am | # | Reply

      Xaa, Snape gained credibililty with Voldemort by actually participating in horrible things, including involvement in killing two faculty members. Evilmore did nothing on screen to gain credibility other than be a minority subject to political correctness.

      • Xaa
        Xaa
        July 20, 2012 at 9:15 pm | # | Reply

        I said “pretty much” not “exactly letter for letter.”

  11. CaptC
    CaptC
    July 20, 2012 at 10:06 am | # | Reply

    Well, it’s pretty clear Evilmore has pictures of the rest of the staff… with a goat.

    • Heitert3
      Heitert3
      July 20, 2012 at 10:50 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think these fools would be embarassed about those sort of pictures. Maybe he has pictures of them with NO POINTS!

      • Lycanthromancer
        Lycanthromancer
        July 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm | # | Reply

        And no pants!

  12. Peter D. Vine
    Peter D. Vine
    July 20, 2012 at 10:28 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if they’re all playing as idiots in some sort of elaborate plan to get him to act good by showing people how to do the right things?

    Because there’s no excuse for being a asshole who somehow also isn’t taking advantage of this sort of retardation. A true jackass would con the blood out of their veins.

    • Heitert3
      Heitert3
      July 20, 2012 at 10:53 am | # | Reply

      I’m still not at all convinced that these idiots are any less evil than the dragonkin. They’re just more subtle about how they manipulate people.

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        July 20, 2012 at 10:16 pm | # | Reply

        i’m still not convinced that this is actually a war between good and evil.

        maybe it’s just a conflict between wizards and dragonkin.

        maybe the dragonkin are the good guys, and the wizards are evil.

        maybe graham is actually on the most insane drug trip of his life, and none of it is real

        by the way, can we really rule out the australia theory? i’ve never been, so this could just be par for the course there… i mean, “dragonkin” could be slang for “our bitchy wives” etc, and the animals there are weird, and someone might be ventriliquizing Goatsie…

        • DanMan
          DanMan
          July 21, 2012 at 1:59 am | # | Reply

          Yeah– probably not a conflict between good and evil.
          Maybe a conflict between ….. stupid and evil?

          And Graham is definitely not on the side that fits him best.

        • CharlieBrawJR
          CharlieBrawJR
          July 23, 2012 at 8:34 am | # | Reply

          No Kanguroos, Koalas or Platypus? I think we can rule australia out.

          I mean. Goatsie doesn’t seem speacially vicious, blood trusty of poisonous and, we all know that everything in australia is vicous, blood trusty and poisonous.

          Even australians.

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          August 14, 2012 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

          I rather like that Insane Drug Trip Explanation, myself…..

      • CharlieBrawJR
        CharlieBrawJR
        July 23, 2012 at 8:38 am | # | Reply

        Good and evil?

        Come on, for all I know, the dragonkin was a race of really nice peaceful people that lived for the good of all mankind and dragonkind. But humans were racist bastards that didn’t like those “half-blooded freaks” so decided to make was on them and imprison them for no good reason.

        I mean, if all my race and forefathers had been imprisoned by a gang of eight year old magic students that learned their tricks from professor retard, I’d be pretty pissed and wanting retribution.

        I mean, deep down, the big bad guy from the beginning isn’t really evil, just missunderstood. We shouldn’t fight him, but hug him.

  13. Bumpers McTavishdongle III
    Bumpers McTavishdongle III
    July 20, 2012 at 2:32 pm | # | Reply

    Satire, gotta love it.

  14. Jago of the 7 knives
    Jago of the 7 knives
    July 20, 2012 at 6:29 pm | # | Reply

    Evilmore obviously has a very potent and powerful which makes the faculty of Wizard go beyond “Suspension of reality and disbelief”. His magical spell is known as “Suspension of all brain activity!”

    • CharlieBrawJR
      CharlieBrawJR
      July 23, 2012 at 8:38 am | # | Reply

      Oh.. so that’s what happens to me between 2 and 9 a.m.

  15. Matthew Hutchins
    Matthew Hutchins
    July 20, 2012 at 9:52 pm | # | Reply

    Damn you blue balllsss su

  16. LaughingTarget
    LaughingTarget
    July 20, 2012 at 10:22 pm | # | Reply

    I’m somewhat shocked that Twinkle has grown what appears to be a conscience, though one that is small and shriveled. That, or he’s probably more upset about being framed – the kid is only there as an attempt to generate sympathy for his side of the argument.

    • DanMan
      DanMan
      July 21, 2012 at 2:01 am | # | Reply

      Not a conscience…. he’s just shocked that the one time he is actually arguing the morally right side is the time he can’t get anyone to listen to him.

  17. DanMan
    DanMan
    July 21, 2012 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

    et tu goaty?

  18. Vosla
    Vosla
    July 21, 2012 at 10:48 am | # | Reply

    It’s not a question of good and evil…

    The sheer level of stupidity is what makes him rage hard.
    I have this every other day with my customers and suppliers.

    • Lukkai
      Lukkai
      July 21, 2012 at 9:06 pm | # | Reply

      You’re in technical support? ;)

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        August 14, 2012 at 3:32 pm | # | Reply

        Either that, or some sorta’ Service Industry

    • neon5162
      neon5162
      July 21, 2012 at 11:15 pm | # | Reply

      the sheer raging of others stupidity can lead to many great things TERRIBLE but great

  19. vicrattlehead
    vicrattlehead
    July 21, 2012 at 10:59 pm | # | Reply

    but she was wearing red!

  20. Insomnia
    Insomnia
    July 22, 2012 at 6:25 pm | # | Reply

    Hacktor

  21. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    July 22, 2012 at 10:28 pm | # | Reply

    i particularly enjoyed the princess bride reference in there

  22. xaviara
    xaviara
    July 23, 2012 at 8:22 pm | # | Reply

    i just realized that celeste looks crazy-much like sarah palin.

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      August 13, 2012 at 4:28 pm | # | Reply

      *Eeeeeeeeek!!!!*

      [Don't scare me like that, Xav!]

  23. alaskanSalami
    alaskanSalami
    July 26, 2012 at 10:15 am | # | Reply

    HAHAHAHA this comic is awesome – That last liner!

  24. Stampers Saverem
    Stampers Saverem
    August 13, 2012 at 4:27 pm | # | Reply

    Go for it, Graham!

    I’m as fed up with these Ninnies as you are!

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