It was the goat no one ever suspects a pygmy goat
How this school has survived so long under the rule of these nimrods is beyond me. They’ve scarcely begun their ‘magical academic inquiry’ and already they’re operating under no less than two logical fallacies.
They are in America, that’s how. We operate our entire COUNTRY on logical fallacies, dissemination, and outright lies.
Don’t let this idiot misrepresent the U.S.A. Our entire country is based on MAGICAL logical fallacies, MAGICAL dissemination, and MAGICAL outright lies. It’s people like you that give the rest of us a bad rap in the European wizarding communities…
Don’t forget Manifest Destiny. And if you watch Fox News, you’d better be familiar with American Exceptionalism. I think it is almost as funny as anything that comes out of Goatsie’s mouth that American Exceptionalism, a term invented by history professors to pour shame on the nation about its (supposedly bigoted and self-blind) foreign policy is now used as a yardstick for saying who loves the county and its ways . . .
My thoughts, exactly!
“How can you argue with anything that has the word DESTINY in it!?!”
- [not a quote by] James Monroe
I always love it when idiots bash the US and (oh so wittily I might add) claim how awful it is while ignoring the very fact that this country’s freedoms allow them to do so safely. If you don’t like the US so much, go to Syria and talk smack there while they rip out your toenails.
i know. it’s kinda ridiculous. me? i’m cool with joking around, but actually Manifest Destiny is (in my opinion) one of the coolest things that ever happened (right up there with Dinosaurs and the Vikings).
and, the more actual history you learn, the less you can believe the crap they spoon-feed you in school about how evil the us is – most of the natives that died of disease “from the evil whites” actually died befor the pilgrims arrived. but, you know, whatev.
we just gotta do the whole bash-our-country thing extra for the people who hate their countries legitimately but can’t so the world frustration level doesn’t get high enough to cause another Tunguska
My thoughts, four~
I sincerely apologize on behalf of all American Wand Polishers, for whom I have absolutely no authority to represent.
My thoughts, three!
My thoughts, too!
Holy crap! Someone CHARGED it!
Someone used it for the EXACT PURPOSE FOR WHICH IT WAS CREATED!
Next up: the wizards raid the Duracell factory.
Bring on the MAGICAL Eveready Bunny! He can become Merrill’s familiar.
i just smiled so hard my face hurts
Just keeps Going and Going, don’ it?
Truth be told, they just want to watch what happened to the goat, in slow motion.
To be fair, so do I
Retroactive Divination, also known as Mementous Filmus Referentia.
Uhm, but this isn’t the same one that was stolen, or is it?
It wouldn’t seem so.
Which of course begs the question: Where is the other one?
They look back in time, and what do they see,
but AirBitch in rhyme, abound with glee.
The charged galliflox, to time to debate,
that magical box gave them a witch to hate!
*Just because of the styling of another of their comics, and because it made sense.*
Back farther they look, only to find
This galliflox was not part of a crime!
Before they can learn how this one did appear,
They see two burly rednecks at poor Goatsie’s rear.
*because, Robert, yours was genius so I had to give it a try*
Let me guess: they are convinced that only the “chosen one” could possibly have charged the Golden Galliflox.
i was thinking that to, and then we will have to see him say i dont have any magick to charge it with you all kow i cant use magick
I don’t like twink very much, but I admit that it would get tiring to be constantly accused of every crime that is committed, based on the logic that everyone else, including your accusers, is to incompetant to have committed it.
Oh please oh please let this turn into an “Ace Attorney” pastiche.
What? Oh, I don’t object. I just wanted to shout that.
“Nick! Nick! What’cha gonna do now, Nick? Ooh! Candy!”
Are they going to change something in the past or what?
I bet they’re going to join White Wizards and the goat.
there going to see who charged it back before it was charged and as someone said the chosen one going to be blamed since th energy is glowing blue. like the dead kid was
One wonders why this has to be voted on.
I bet our hero gets framed for it.
Yeah, I’m actually starting to feel sorry for Graham right about now–
More “Magical” Idiocy….*Sigh!*
Let’s see. Magic works in this reality. So why wouldn’t Graham have magical powers, tattoo or not, genre-savvy or otherwise. No, there’s more there than meats the ayes.
Vampire dude has mucked with the magic, and the retroactive divination is going to show Graham doing something. Which Graham will use his magical powers to set right. (As in he kills them in horribly agonizing ways.)
I could enjoy that!
Frickin’ sweet! Mage forensics!
Just the Mental Image of a Magical CSI makes me snort with Laughter!
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