They didn’t bother to gag the short guy. And starboy has his stars again.
Since I don’t think Merrill has spoken word one since his first appearance, they probably assumed he wouldn’t be calling for help.
Now watch him turn out to be like Black Bolt or something.
Also, I was just recently pondering the subtle differences between GOATS’ LEGS DON’T BEND LIKE THAT AAAAAAAGH
Merrill has spoken twice, both times to cast spells.
The question is whether he can cast spells without his wand…if so, he could help them escape.
Maybe that’s the only time he CAN speak?
Maybe he has to cast a different, non-verbal spell to allow him speech enough to cast other spells.
Maybe the White Wizards just ran out of cloth for gags.
Do NOT wanna’ know where those cloth gags came from…!
Merrill can summon drugs, remember? Maybe with some extra heavy-duty stimulants, they could all break themselves out of this …
with enough drugs they won’t mind being tied and gagged
and they also won’t mind goatsie’s knock-knock jokes
Also, goats can’t talk like that either.
True enough, but at least with the speaking part we aren’t treated to an excerpt from Most Disturbing Football Injuries Vol. 34.
I’m glad I’m not the only person to notice that about the Goat Legs….
I suddenly suspect the stars were hidden by the cap.
also: Ivana Fuckyourbrainsout is the best psuedo-russian mafia lady name EVER.
Goatsie: Knock Knock
TB: Who’s there?
TB: Ivana who?
Goatsie: Ivana fuck your brains out!?
Not the best thing for a goat to tell you when you are bound and gagged >.>
the horny bastard…
The old goat even.
I’m surprised thy didn’t use something more robust on Celeste. I doubt a normal gag can shut that girl up.
Notice the silvery color. For her gag they used powerful, eldritch magic indeed: DUCT TAPE.
The eldest magic: long before the dawn of man, the world was forged in hellfire and brimstone, then, as it became fit for man, it cooled wrong, so it got some some cracks in it, and the Elder Gods just used Duct Tape.
And this, kids, is why you shouldn’t use tepid water to boil refrigerated eggs.
And lots of it, too!
Some of the amazing things you can do with duct tape:
1. Patch ripped or holed clothing;
2. Repair broken hoses, or in some cases, broken noses;
3. Art medium for 21st century expressionism;
4. Book cover;
5. Improvised band aid;
6. Improvised window blinds;
7. Futuristic wallpaper;
8. Improvised patch for holed shoe;
9. Improvised book mark;
10. Low cost rappelling harness;
11. Improvised carton labels;
12. Improvised signs;
13. Toilet paper;
14. Emergency handcuffs or restraints;
15. Serve as hinge on cabinet door;
16. Use to repairing leak on tires;
17. Construction material for a boat;
18. Plug leaks on a boat;
19. Improvised belt;
20. Emergency condom!
Duct tape, the secret survival tool of modern civilization. Never leave home without it!
If you’re MacGuyver: Anything.
21 – Source for most of season 4 of Mythbusters
fedora, wallet, belt, pants, jacket, cuffs[bracelet kind not arrested kind]
i actually know a guy who made a full outfit of duct tape. the above outfit. and then wore it to school.
not if you coat both sides with tape… he actually started selling duct tape clothing items to the local kids for real-life cashy money
Geez! Some people will do ANYTHING for Fashion!
If it moves and it shouldn’t, use duct tape.
If it should move but it doesn’t, use WD-40.
Some of those sound a mite…..Painful
I’m thinking of that movie “Inkheart” all of a sudden when the titular character mentioned duct tape as one of the wonderful things in the real world. I’m betting he used it for only #14 on your list.
That hand is not female shaped, I am putting my bets on soft hands male.
Actually the duct tape is made from hydra penis. Its what makes it extra sticky and also very pliable.
i think you mean tanuki penis. stretchy, flexible, powerful, and useful as a weapon in war or an asset in japanese erotica.
There is actually a thing such as a Tanuki Penis? and Hydra Penis? Man, you learn something new everyday on the internet.
Yes and no. The tanuki is a mammal and thus has one, but the hydra is a simple fresh-water animal that reproduces asexually.
Urgh, awkward comment is awkward. I was replying to Jago.
i’m just glad you explained it so that i wouldn’t have to
Either way, Folks–
No . . . seriously . . .
Finish the joke you damned goat!
come to think of it, all the “knock-knock”ing in there is probably why the Mysterious Hand opened the door…
God I love this comic, can’t wait till your selling the book of it, with autographs of course, I’ll sit it alongside my oglaf books
Oglaf? Yeah. Love that fruit-viking!
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