Oh now what? The magical Duracell is right there! What more do we have to do?
From the dialogue I get the feeling they made another one and the first is still out there. (Alternatively they are the ones that stole it and now have dragged our “heroes” into a trap.)
Ah, beat me to it.
Those are the only two explanations I could have come with too.
I’m guessing the second one… the ‘White Wizards’ are in league with Evilmore and the Dragonkin. Although if that were the case, I’m not sure dragging your enemy within range of a source of massive magical power that they can use would be the smartest sort of trap…
A less than brilliant trap for a less than brilliant group of wizards. Who, as it just so happens, really did “got your magic right here”.
…Give Merril to those two ugly guys out there for 3 nights? Yuck…
Speaking of which….anyone seen Merril lately? I’m missing him from the last 3 or 4 pages.
Ye gods, I hope they’re just playing cards somewhere…
NVM. I see him in the current panel.
Billy Dale: “The catch is that one of you gotta remain here-preferably the virgin one-so to serve as a human sacrifice to the Gods and all that. That is the price you pay for your new Galliflox.”
Graham: “Fine with me, since I ain’t no virgin. So who would you like to take? Merril or Celeste or both? If I were you, I’ll take Celeste as a human sacrifice. Merril is too good in conjuring drugs and alcohol, he is actually useful to me.”
The “catch” is what they’re calling Graham. Billy Dale is the “pitch.”
Can’t you hear that banjo music?
You just won.
And here I thought it was just me hearin’ all that twangin’!!!!
They have to leave the goat.
Yeah, but where’s the proof that Goatsie is a Virgin–Huh!?
pretty sure he’s not
If Goatsie is a virgin, I will eat my shorts with mustard on it!
Now THAT I wanna’ see!
[And in 3D!]
ADMIN!!! please establish that Goatsie is virgin so Jago’ll eat his shorts!!!
[also, if you made his comment the new banner add i will literally die of joy]
The catch is: Those little sparkly things floating around are fairies. You each have to take one of them with you to be your constant companion. They know much more than Celeste and want to tell you about everything you encounter. They will float over your shoulder and constantly say, “Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen!” You will be Linked for life.
This is a humor comic. If you’re looking for horror comics, I’m sure there are plenty of suitable ones set in the Cthulhu mythos.
Pretty much the same thing for me
GET an extra hour each night to study. I like the HP lampoon and all, but that’s just ridiculous. If they kept you from studying at night, both houses just wouldn’t do anything for points.
I suppose it depends upon what they are using the time to study.
It’s a quest, there is always a catch.
billy-dale: “see, if’n we give ya this here galliflox, y’all hafta make sure bumbleband don’t never realize he’s gone and forgot he done left it here.”
sumpter: “hafta make sure.”
billy-dale: “ya see, bumble gots the alz-heimers. takes to forgettin’ and that. got’s to coddle him some.”
graham: “that’st he catch?”
billy-dale: “what? oh – no. i just thought of that now. the catch is that you will need to leave something as precious as the golden galliflox behind, and if it ever gets lost again we get to kill you all and roast you and eat you. not necessarily in that order.”
celeste: “what happened to the way you tal-” *someone covers her mouth*
vorn: “crikey. it’s a deal!”
Love the look on Graham’s face in Panel 2. I think he’s getting used to Celeste.
Anybody else think that the “See No Evil” idol in panel 1 looks like Homer Simpson?
Definitely Homer Simpson doing a cameo role. With Patrick Stewart on his left doing the speak no evil routine. So the guy on the right is probably Bruce Willis. Damn! It’s an all star cast!
And wouldn’t-ya’ just love to see a movie starring all three?
That I will pay to go see at the nearest cineflex!
I’d even pay extra for the 3D glasses!
Queue the banjos
So, how does one play “dun-dun-DUUNNN” on the banjo, exactly?
BD – “Give us the boy”
S – “4 8 15 16 23 42 gotta mean sumpin’”
BD – “Shh, Jacob is watchin’. He’ll release “Smokey”.”
So it really is a magical Backup Generator ?
I’m betting on them being in league with evil…or alternately in league with weird. one or the other. either is not good for Our Heroes.
It stores up magic energy…that makes it a Galiflox Capacitor.
Don’t take it over 88 miles per hour…
And watch out for those dang doors!
i did think it looked rather like you could store people inside it…
Personally, I think it looks like a cross between a Monster Truck’s car battery, a refrigerator and the Ark of the Covenant from “Raiders of the Lost Ark”–
Any minute now, I’m expecting resemblin’ Hill Billy Spirits to come flyin’ outta’ there….
Close yer’ eyes!!!
I saw a ‘Raiders’ resemblance too
Here’s a thought: What if in reality the Golden Galliflox is nothing more than a sup-up vending machine which dispenses Dragon Piss Beer?!? Which is why Bumblebane is on an uproar for missing the damn thing cause he uses it too dispense Dragon Piss Beer during his daily meetings with the teaching staff of Wizard School. Without beer, the very foundation of civilization is threatened to tumble over ending civilization as we know it! Shudder the thought!
And we’s all gonna’ die in 2012!
To be precise: Allegedly the world will end on December 21, 2012, as per those Mayan predictions or something of the other..Anyway, Me and the gang, we plan to have us one last barbeque fest on December 20, a day before the Mayan apocalypse. So that if it does comes true, we would be having hangovers and bellyaches and won’t notice if the end does come our way the day after. After all, every hangover does seem to be the end of the world, so why go out in a panicky state?
If the world does not end on December 21, 2012, then we have Christmas to celebrate just around the corner. Another good reason to party and get inebriated to high heaven…After Christmas, then we have New Year’s Eve and so on and so forth…I truly pride myself in having a sense of perspective…
AND a Plan!
Ya’ always gotta’ be a Man With a Plan!
I think we’s about-ta’ find out just what the *fwup* means…..
somehow, this is the most ominous thing anyone has said so far
As in, “The *fwup* just hit the fan”?
Panels 2 and 3 are odd, the girl swaps sides of the old guy in each panel.
I mean panels 1 & 2
Also why is the old guy having an orgasm in panel 2 ????
But don’t get me wrong I really like this comic it makes me laugh
Because he can?
Billy-Dale: The catch is that, well, see here there isn’t that many women ’round. So how much for that girl of yours, how ’bout five bucks.
Again I make the offer of ONE MILLION ZLOTY for whoever derives the meaning of FWUP! I will send the check-by snail mail-of ONE MILLION ZLOTY to the first person who can decipher this cryptic acronym! I will also issue a certificate of appreciation and free access to the Tribal Duty Free (to be found in Cargo Cult story) to the first person who decipher what “FWUP” means!
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