Actually, he has to be somewhat competent. Before he got nabbed up by the wizards, he was apparently a successful, if unethical businessman of some sort, with expensive tastes. There’s only so much that being a complete jerk can do for you, unless you got your job from your dad or something. At some point, he has to be able to handle his job at least to the point of not being fired, which suggests competency if and when he feels like it…
not to sound creepy, but it wasn’t too long ago that everyone was rating the perspective hotness of celeste, and the-pink-fox-version-of-celeste. just saying.
oh, and HJane is right – you totally just made merrill cry. (unless that was sumpter…)
Oh toilet mounted askew, up there on the wall.
I hope you aren’t used. I hope you don’t fall.
On a side note, mayhaps that is the purpose of Ye Dragon Piss. It allows you to use toilets mounted on the side of walls and the ceiling. *Less mess, guaranteed!* (As compared to other leading upside down toilet use products. Follow all directions.)
I love the background! We’ve had beer cans, toilet paper, taxidermied moose heads and a largemouth bass, busted TVs, wrecked cars (no fuzzy dice yet, though), dead tires, girly pics, and a Magic Dew vending machine The sideways toilet is a perfect addition. What will Monday bring? I’m hoping for a bent shopping cart, a flea-bitten hound, and some plastic bags from Wizard-Mart. Maybe a raccoon and some scrawny chickens …
I will say on thing for forgetting about a comic for awhile; you get the joy of having a lot of material to flip through. Hell, I just re-read from comic one. That was fun.
As for the redneck wizards…. holy shit. Still, at least they’re not hipsters.
first
This post was like reckoning things, except without the “sounding smart” bit.
I reckon you’re right
Watch out, Graham. Keep talking like that and you’re going to sound… competent.
Actually, he has to be somewhat competent. Before he got nabbed up by the wizards, he was apparently a successful, if unethical businessman of some sort, with expensive tastes. There’s only so much that being a complete jerk can do for you, unless you got your job from your dad or something. At some point, he has to be able to handle his job at least to the point of not being fired, which suggests competency if and when he feels like it…
I know several people like that. Complete jerks, but they can shut up and do a good job when they have enough reason to.
He’s a hatchet man. Being a jerk is his job, and he’s well paid for it.
He WAS well-paid for doing that job, before the wizard school kidnapped him. I guessing no-one misses him back in the real world.
now THAT would be a plot twist for sure [a scene of someone not being totally elated that he's gone]
Po’ widdl’ Graham–The only people who want him around, he wishes they’d just go away….
Well Goatie has come home. He has found people of the same intellect, same life goals, and same same body hair (see second frame).
Fourth! …just sayin’.
I recon they’re making new fashion among memes… Damn!
7 GET!
If I reckon somethin’ and you reckon somethin’ else whos reckonin’ right? makes my head hurt reckonin about it
Yo Dawg, i herd you like reckoning, so we put a reckoning in the reckoning so you can reckon while you reckon
I reckon they reckon right, don’-cha’ reckon?
OOOOOHHH- RAHHH!
Force – Rrrrrreck- kon!
(Sorry, i reckon someone had to say it)
I just started reading and went though the entire archive… just because of how much I like the goat
I reckon the goat’s about 90% of the joy for all of us.
It certainly isn’t Graham or those two unappealing children
I reckon Merrill’s feelings will be hurt.
not to sound creepy, but it wasn’t too long ago that everyone was rating the perspective hotness of celeste, and the-pink-fox-version-of-celeste. just saying.
oh, and HJane is right – you totally just made merrill cry. (unless that was sumpter…)
Actually, I’m a big fan of Graham.
The goat is the most interesting character so far.
Now if some monster or mischance spell ripped Vorn’s clothes off for some fanservice…
vorn? which one is that?
Tracker Vorn is the crocodile dundee parody.
Bet he has a brawny chest!
I reckon he has a brawny chest!
Incidentally, i like how their cave is sprouting a toilet, sideways, from the wall.
Yep. I made my comment below (somehow missed this post when looking) or it probably would have been here instead.
Hopefully they don’t teach the goat about “Dead reckoning”
If they ‘reckon’ they have a way to track it, what is the magical hillbilly equivalent of a bloodhound?
Oh toilet mounted askew, up there on the wall.
I hope you aren’t used. I hope you don’t fall.
On a side note, mayhaps that is the purpose of Ye Dragon Piss. It allows you to use toilets mounted on the side of walls and the ceiling. *Less mess, guaranteed!* (As compared to other leading upside down toilet use products. Follow all directions.)
Good thinking! It’s not the piss of a dragon; it makes you piss LIKE a dragon
if they used that to market it, i would definitely buy. just saying’
You have a rather interesting ambition there, I reckon
Why am I so bothered by Graham eye color changes? It was brown when we met him and it’s been looking blue lately. Maybe it’s just very reflective?
The magic tattoo is leaking into his eyes.
maybe its those stars on his temple
As they say in Alabama, “Sh*t, I reckon so.” I reckon.
I reckon inspiration struck my mind
while browsing throught those pages
Thought last in line and stuck behind
hear the words of Sage of sages
I think i drank too much dragon piss
and harken hear the siren song
For sweet relief i surely miss
the pressure builds up far to strong
Oh white goddess on the wall
Thou i praise with heart and soul
for thy sweet voice my… heart will call
Least my… love shall overflow
I reckon that some good poetry, there–I reckon!
The time of reckoning is upon us!
win
I love the background! We’ve had beer cans, toilet paper, taxidermied moose heads and a largemouth bass, busted TVs, wrecked cars (no fuzzy dice yet, though), dead tires, girly pics, and a Magic Dew vending machine The sideways toilet is a perfect addition. What will Monday bring? I’m hoping for a bent shopping cart, a flea-bitten hound, and some plastic bags from Wizard-Mart. Maybe a raccoon and some scrawny chickens …
A moonshine still…illegally magically distilling real rays from the moon, and don’t *they* have a kick.
omg PLEASE let this be what shows up!! +5 awesome
Gotta’ have chickens, I reckon
[GAWD, I can't stop!]
I will say on thing for forgetting about a comic for awhile; you get the joy of having a lot of material to flip through. Hell, I just re-read from comic one. That was fun.
As for the redneck wizards…. holy shit. Still, at least they’re not hipsters.
we keep those in Serpentor
Along with the reckoning……