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Wizard School Issue #4 Page #9

by admin on June 6, 2012 at 12:01 am
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  1. Wackadoodle
    Wackadoodle
    June 6, 2012 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

    And here I thought it might just make beards grow really quickly, an admittedly precious item for wizards.

    • Baron Mellow von Yellow
      Baron Mellow von Yellow
      June 6, 2012 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

      And goats!

    • Kiriain
      Kiriain
      June 6, 2012 at 7:38 pm | # | Reply

      You know, in old folklore, witches were believed to have long hair because that was said the source of their magic.
      Hence, longer hair = stronger magic.

      • Random Guy
        Random Guy
        June 6, 2012 at 8:52 pm | # | Reply

        That and not allowing superstitious villagers in close proximity of them with sharp objects to trim the infernal mess.

      • Elfguy
        Elfguy
        June 6, 2012 at 11:25 pm | # | Reply

        Most likely that particular bit of folklore is related to the story of Sampson from the bible, whose power was also in his hair, til his girlfriend gave him a buzz cut while he was napping.

  2. Chariset
    Chariset
    June 6, 2012 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

    Oh, I do hope that’s a Bigmouth Billy Bass on the wall behind the plump kid whose name I can’t remember.

    • Baron Mellow von Yellow
      Baron Mellow von Yellow
      June 6, 2012 at 5:57 am | # | Reply

      Merrill

    • Random Guy
      Random Guy
      June 6, 2012 at 8:53 pm | # | Reply

      You noticed the fish but not the poster? Hmm, interesting.

      • Chariset
        Chariset
        June 6, 2012 at 10:44 pm | # | Reply

        Actually, the first thing my eyes went to was the “Magic Dew” machine.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      June 7, 2012 at 2:21 am | # | Reply

      Considering we have a talking goat, that’s probably an ACTUAL talking fish. Or what’s left of one, after they caught it and mounted it on the wall. Whether or not it can still talk, let alone sing? That, ah… heheh, remains to be seen. (Pun not originally intended, but how could I resist?)

    • yaysalt
      yaysalt
      June 7, 2012 at 4:30 am | # | Reply

      I just now realized the entire upper right of the page is a “bigfoot” style monster truck.

  3. ColdFrog
    ColdFrog
    June 6, 2012 at 1:01 am | # | Reply

    Is Goatsie becoming more human because he’s in this magical cavern? Up until now his face has always been rather expressive, but this is, as far as I can think, the first time he’s used his full body in a human-like action.

    Also, I LOVE the little details in this one. So many things to notice!

    • Ike
      Ike
      June 6, 2012 at 3:32 pm | # | Reply

      I think he bent his leg in annoyance, now that he realized he had paper to eat and didn’t do that but gave it back to Twinkles.

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        June 6, 2012 at 6:46 pm | # | Reply

        word

  4. Krestof
    Krestof
    June 6, 2012 at 1:12 am | # | Reply

    Hmm, my guess…. The GG was used to transfer power between the kid marked one and Graham. Evilmore is working for the big bad and got it somehow. But the question is, wasn’t it stolen after Graham arrived? Maybe, maybe not, or maybe a plausible fake was put in its place for a while…

  5. LaughingTarget
    LaughingTarget
    June 6, 2012 at 4:08 am | # | Reply

    Ask the singing trout, I by its magical and will sing to you the location using an annoying county tune.

  6. Keepbro
    Keepbro
    June 6, 2012 at 5:23 am | # | Reply

    Do the Hillbillies double-chins have mystical properties?

  7. Silicon
    Silicon
    June 6, 2012 at 7:57 am | # | Reply

    He meant short-hoof.

  8. Heitert3
    Heitert3
    June 6, 2012 at 8:40 am | # | Reply

    1) In ‘White Trash Wizard’ terms, does that mean the Golliflox is was designed as a backup generator?

    2) Someone should probably tell Celeste that her impassioned, know-it-all speech would appear more impressive if not performed in front of a partially used roll of toilet paper.

    • LaughingTarget
      LaughingTarget
      June 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm | # | Reply

      Or if anyone present in the cave actually cared about what she has to say.

      • Heitert3
        Heitert3
        June 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm | # | Reply

        Oh, know-it-alls don’t care about that. They just want to look/sound smart. In fact, it’s just as well if nobody understands and/or cares. But it’s hard to look the part next to toilet paper. It’s like trying to act sexy while standing next to a poster of Newt Gingrich. It just doesn’t work.

        • LaughingTarget
          LaughingTarget
          June 6, 2012 at 3:01 pm | # | Reply

          Ya, I pasted a picture of Scarlet Johannsen in her Black Widow costume on top of a Newt Gingrich picture. Not attractive at all, Newt’s like an attractiveness black hole.

          • Bacos
            Bacos
            June 7, 2012 at 7:10 pm | #

            You still have it?

            I mean… just for research purposes…

    • Ike
      Ike
      June 6, 2012 at 3:35 pm | # | Reply

      If anyone else in there is like me, instead of listening to her they’re wondering: why the particular combination of monstertruck & magic dew results in a pressing need for toilet paper.

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        June 6, 2012 at 6:49 pm | # | Reply

        that is NOT a monster truck! that, my friend, is the General Lee [Dukes of Hazzard - btw the original is like a bazillion times awesomer than that trash Jessica Simpson flounced through more recently]
        I suppose since this is a magical world, it probably contains the actual ghost of the actual general who was [actually a pretty nice guy for all that he lived in the south] an ancestor of the white wizards.

        • OCHM
          OCHM
          June 7, 2012 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

          Blue monster truck behind the Magic Dew machine on the left, General Lee on the right. Moose heads in the background.

          • xaviara
            xaviara
            June 7, 2012 at 10:31 am | #

            oh. woops. my bad. :)

            ooh! i finally figured out why the cavern looked so familiar! Lost in Space – where the guy gets all the cosmonium! [which, by the way, is gollllllden and the "quintessence of life's force" etc]

            I swear, every update makes me love this comic more and more and more!

          • Bacos
            Bacos
            June 7, 2012 at 7:12 pm | #

            Are we talking stage left, or did they sew your arms on wrong when you had that accident?

          • Hornet
            Hornet
            June 7, 2012 at 9:04 pm | #

            No moose heads but antlers on plaques, hunting trophies.

        • Hornet
          Hornet
          June 7, 2012 at 9:01 pm | # | Reply

          I’m kind of surprised I had to go this far down the comments page to find reference to the General Lee.

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          June 8, 2012 at 9:36 am | # | Reply

          Used-ta’ watch that show every Friday night!

          [Not that I had anything else better to do at the time....]

          • xaviara
            xaviara
            June 8, 2012 at 11:26 am | #

            jus’ some good ol’ boys… never meanin’ no harm…

      • LaughingTarget
        LaughingTarget
        June 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm | # | Reply

        Look at the photo above Graham’s head.

        • Hilarity Jane
          Hilarity Jane
          June 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm | # | Reply

          I don’t think it’s Newt Gingrich.

          • Heitert3
            Heitert3
            June 7, 2012 at 3:56 pm | #

            I concur with Jane. Maybe Celeste should have stood over there when she did her speech. Then people would have at least pretended to pay attention.

        • Jago of the 7 knives
          Jago of the 7 knives
          June 7, 2012 at 7:01 am | # | Reply

          The photo above Graham’s head is a nude photo of Pamela Anderson. You can tell cause of the very well defined “bumpers”.

  9. Tempest8008
    Tempest8008
    June 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm | # | Reply

    So it’s an angreal?
    WOT reference
    (Acronym breakdown: Wheel of Time)
    ((that’s a book series))
    (((an angreal is something that can let you channel more magic than normal)))
    ((((overly parenthesized statement notwithstanding))))

    • Random Guy
      Random Guy
      June 6, 2012 at 8:58 pm | # | Reply

      Lazy author died before he could finish…

  10. Xyconus
    Xyconus
    June 6, 2012 at 4:44 pm | # | Reply

    It sounds more like a sangreal a more powerful version of an angreal

  11. Elfguy
    Elfguy
    June 6, 2012 at 11:27 pm | # | Reply

    Kinda like a White Gold ring in the Thomas Covenant books…plug it in, magical jumpstart.

    • Goldenboy
      Goldenboy
      June 7, 2012 at 4:20 am | # | Reply

      High five to the guy who knows about The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant!!!

      • Sage
        Sage
        June 7, 2012 at 7:13 am | # | Reply

        Thomas Covenant the unwilling hero, afflicted by leprosy and shunned by society he were chosen to save “The land” an alternative world from
        The despiser who intends to break free of his chains and destroy the creator. Thomas believes the land is an illusion created by his own mind but nevertheless he ends up saving it wielding the white gold ring.

        Where’s my high five?

        • xaviara
          xaviara
          June 7, 2012 at 10:32 am | # | Reply

          i will have to read that

          • Elfguy
            Elfguy
            June 7, 2012 at 8:31 pm | #

            The first trilogy consists of “Lord Foul’s Bane”, “The Illearth War” and “The Power That Preserves”

          • Robert
            Robert
            June 7, 2012 at 9:02 pm | #

            Yes. You will. Good books.

          • xaviara
            xaviara
            June 8, 2012 at 11:27 am | #

            ordering at the library right now. :) thanks!

  12. Melanisia
    Melanisia
    June 7, 2012 at 1:05 pm | # | Reply

    Ok, now that I’ve read the whole thing, it’s totally a Potter Parody.

    • Xyconus
      Xyconus
      June 7, 2012 at 8:04 pm | # | Reply

      i had thought potter parody was a lil obvious around the 3rd or 4th page

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        June 8, 2012 at 11:30 am | # | Reply

        the title is “wizards school”. nuff said.

  13. yaysalt
    yaysalt
    June 7, 2012 at 6:12 pm | # | Reply

    Consider: if the GG is thousands of years old, and the “people of walmart” here are not thousands of years old, then they didn’t build it. graham and company are seeking help from the idiot sons of the builders.

    • Robert
      Robert
      June 7, 2012 at 9:05 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, but they understand the theory. You know, storage room and how much Dragon P. and Magic Dew can go in before the magical tool bursts.
      There might be something they can tell the people about it.

  14. Kree
    Kree
    June 8, 2012 at 8:13 am | # | Reply

    Very short hand! :V

  15. Stampers Saverem
    Stampers Saverem
    June 8, 2012 at 9:34 am | # | Reply

    Oh, so THAT’S where the General Lee disappeared to!

    Ya’ suppose they have Daisy Duke and Uncle Jessy stowed away somewhere, too?

    • Xyconus
      Xyconus
      June 8, 2012 at 4:53 pm | # | Reply

      was wondering if anyone else had noticed that

  16. Kittymouth
    Kittymouth
    July 16, 2012 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Oh man, how many colors of Magic Dew are in that machine?? My favorite right now is white magic dew, but I also love the classic flavor.

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