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Cargo Cult Issue #2 Page #5

by admin on May 4, 2012 at 10:34 am
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  1. xaviara
    xaviara
    May 4, 2012 at 10:54 am | # | Reply

    No way, no freaking way! I had no idea you dudes were surfers!

    (but why does that make them want to kill you?)

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      May 4, 2012 at 4:30 pm | # | Reply

      It’s against their religion?

      • Jago of the 7 knives
        Jago of the 7 knives
        May 4, 2012 at 8:10 pm | # | Reply

        Lost in translation regarding the words “Professional Surfers”:

        In Old Tribal Lingo – “Professional Surfers” means “Man Whore, please pay me first before service is given”

        New Tribal Lingo – “Professional Surfers” means “Man Whore who taste good! Please eat me!”

        • Tessius
          Tessius
          May 6, 2012 at 3:20 am | # | Reply

          High Tribal Lingo – “Professional Surfers” means “Man Whore who tastes awful so we sacrifice him to appease the volcano god!”

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            May 7, 2012 at 3:27 pm | #

            Low Tribal Lingo–”Don’t forget the ketchup!”

  2. phil
    phil
    May 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm | # | Reply

    Did he do an accidental nazi salute?

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      May 4, 2012 at 4:31 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe it was a gang sign…..

  3. acetyleneblues
    acetyleneblues
    May 4, 2012 at 3:16 pm | # | Reply

    It’s 1942, right? He probably looks too Japanese.

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      May 4, 2012 at 4:32 pm | # | Reply

      Only if you mean Japanese anime [Lordy, that HAIR!]

  4. Stampers Saverem
    Stampers Saverem
    May 4, 2012 at 4:33 pm | # | Reply

    Geez, Guys!

    What the hell did HE do to get up yer’ collective nose–*Huh!?*

    [Perhaps it's the logo on his t-shirt]

  5. Pawo
    Pawo
    May 4, 2012 at 5:24 pm | # | Reply

    It’s probably because he touched the chief’s surfboard. NOBODY touches the chief’s surfboard.

  6. Tetragramm
    Tetragramm
    May 4, 2012 at 10:37 pm | # | Reply

    Surfers -> Deserters, I expect.

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      May 7, 2012 at 3:28 pm | # | Reply

      There’s a connection there?

  7. Oz
    Oz
    May 5, 2012 at 10:03 am | # | Reply

    Maybe surfboards are sacrilegious because they aren’t airplanes?

    • Jago of the 7 knives
      Jago of the 7 knives
      May 8, 2012 at 11:52 pm | # | Reply

      Or maybe to the Cargo Cult, surfboards reminds of them of their very large serving trays which is used to serve ala-carte delicacies such as roasted pig or in this case, (future) roasted surfers ala-carte!

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        May 9, 2012 at 3:43 pm | # | Reply

        I LIKE that explanation, Jago–

        [And save me leg]

        • xaviara
          xaviara
          May 10, 2012 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

          leg meat is too stringy… (not that i would have any way to know that… heh heh) you wanna go for the pecs.

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            May 10, 2012 at 3:14 pm | #

            Yes!

            I’ve always liked the white breast meat!

  8. xaviara
    xaviara
    May 5, 2012 at 8:54 pm | # | Reply

    maybe by “help” they meant “offer themselves up as a human sacrifice” or something?

    although surfers-deserters does also sound possible…

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      May 7, 2012 at 3:29 pm | # | Reply

      Only if the connector is “Loafers”, I suppose…..

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      May 7, 2012 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

      Good call, Xav!

  9. xaviara
    xaviara
    May 5, 2012 at 8:55 pm | # | Reply

    incidentally, in panel 3 his logo almost looked like a sound effect (totally thought he was screaming like a little girl)

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      May 7, 2012 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

      [Drat! I meant this comment to be down here....]

      Good call, Xav!

  10. Tessius
    Tessius
    May 6, 2012 at 3:22 am | # | Reply

    They probably think he’s either Japanese or a heathen that needs to be sacrificed to whatever made up god they worship. (It’s a tribal island thing.)

    • Anonymous
      Anonymous
      May 6, 2012 at 5:08 pm | # | Reply

      cargo cult god = john from

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      May 7, 2012 at 3:33 pm | # | Reply

      Perhaps they figure Surfers are already half-cooked, what with those golden tans……?

      • Jago of the 7 knives
        Jago of the 7 knives
        May 8, 2012 at 11:48 pm | # | Reply

        So our surfer dudes are technically “Men Ready to Eat” or MREs? Sucks to be them!

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          May 9, 2012 at 3:44 pm | # | Reply

          Either way, they’s TASTY!

        • xaviara
          xaviara
          May 10, 2012 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

          MREs – LOL

  11. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    May 8, 2012 at 10:44 pm | # | Reply

    many surfers ware iron cross necklaces (the symbol of the nazi army besides the swaztica )

    • Tessius
      Tessius
      May 9, 2012 at 9:58 am | # | Reply

      Actually the Iron Cross wasn’t specific to the Nazi’s it was actually used well before World War I and is even used today in the German Bundeswehr (“Federal Defence Force”.)

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        May 9, 2012 at 3:44 pm | # | Reply

        But do our Natives know that, I wonder?

        • xaviara
          xaviara
          May 10, 2012 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

          Probably not, since the Germans focused on Europe and Northern Africa, whereas the South Pacific and Asia were Japanese territory (or, so the Japanese wished). Most likely it’s a combination of the anime hair and their claiming to be professional surfers when, clearly, they are not. Such offenses cannot be tolerated!

          • Jago of the 7 knives
            Jago of the 7 knives
            May 10, 2012 at 3:48 am | #

            Professional Surfers is probably the Surfer Dudes best pick-up line for the babes and all…Very pathetic if you ask me…Now if they said Professional Mercenary Surfers..that would have been more interesting!

          • xaviara
            xaviara
            May 10, 2012 at 11:34 am | #

            Surf Mercenaries would be the most ultimate premise for any form of entertainment imaginable.

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            May 10, 2012 at 3:16 pm | #

            It’s right up there with “Hitler on Ice” and “Surf Nazis Must Die!”

          • Jago of the 7 knives
            Jago of the 7 knives
            May 11, 2012 at 5:17 am | #

            Long live TROMAVILLE!

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            May 18, 2012 at 3:18 pm | #

            And they haven’t even watched the required Frankie Avalon/Annette Funicello “Beach Blanket” movies!

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beach_party_film

  12. Tessius
    Tessius
    May 11, 2012 at 7:07 am | # | Reply

    “Hitler on Ice” was boring, that was up until Captain America came in and knocked his ass out!

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      May 11, 2012 at 4:23 pm | # | Reply

      You mean, there really WAS a movie called “Hitler on Ice”?

      [I just thought Mel Brooks made that one up in "History of the World: Part 1".....]

    • Jago of the 7 knives
      Jago of the 7 knives
      May 11, 2012 at 7:47 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, “Jews in Space” was more action packed than “Hitler on Ice”. Spaceships, laser blasts and Tie like figthers…and the rabbis, don’t forget the rabbis.

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        May 14, 2012 at 4:44 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah!

        Those rabbis are a BLAST!

        [And they dance nice, too!]

    • Tessius
      Tessius
      May 12, 2012 at 11:23 am | # | Reply

      Ok Jago sure why not, hell for good measure we’ll also throw in the Nazis from “Iron Sky” for more ridiculousness.

      • LaughingTarget
        LaughingTarget
        May 12, 2012 at 7:30 pm | # | Reply

        Familiarize yourself with the Mel Brooks classic History of the World Part 1.

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        May 12, 2012 at 10:54 pm | # | Reply

        i can see it now:
        Twin Rabbis of the Space Tabernacle versus the Iron Sky-Nazi; a film by Quentin Tarantino
        [Cyborg hitler-clone tries to destroy New Babel Tower using some sort of weapon beam that makes 'piwoo' noises when he shoots it. The Jew Duo combats this with brotherly love, the love of the God of Abraham - and ridiculous amounts of firepower. Some lady, probably Uma Thurman, walks around in a silvery outfit and talks without any facial expressions, or vocal inflection.]

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          May 14, 2012 at 4:45 pm | # | Reply

          Hey, I’d spend ten bucks on that, just to see it in 3-D!

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