Dibs on the short chubby one!
Fwup! (translation: I get the goat!)
Yeah….you notice that for the first time ever goatie is keeping a low profile.
. . . dunno . . . me thinks Goatsie is so happy he can’t speak. That gleam in his eye is telling.
With white trash comes meth!
As a white trash redneck, I respectfully disagree. With our status come weed and various paint thinners. Where would we get money for meth?
I admire your frugal make-do attitude Zebalien. Your my kind of man.
Being a goat, he probably feels right at home….
You make the meth you don’t buy it.
If they’re Wizards, they can just conjure meth if they want it that bad–
And blow up a trailer or two just for the fireworks
What a fine vintage, dragon piss must be.
Bottled at the source!
The point is, all the dragons are dead. That’s *old* dragon pee.
Just as well. The “New Piss” marketing ploy was a terrible idea anyway (hooray 80′s pop culture!)
^^ sorry, my name vanished again. I’m not really anonymous.
In which case, +1 to Heitert3 for the excellent New Coke reference…
*Laughs Herself Silly (Okay, Silli-ER) at Clever Coke Reference*
Fuck Dragon Piss…Pabst Blue Ribbon!
All tastes like piss to me….
excssssssssept pabssssst blue ribbon tassssstessss like pissssssssssss
You know, this comic is getting better and better. I just can’t wait for more! (also I can’t wait for stoner-wizards)
You Mean Hairy Pothead, and the Sorcerer, Stoned?
I see what you did there!
Also, in the most refined language of the people, Engrish; olz.
Good one, Elfguy!
Don’t worry. They only inbreed to keep their blood-line clear. I’m sure they’ll leave him alone… Probably…
Inbreeding requires that the females breed in. The males could breed in and out. Moreover, Merrill is unlikely to provide offspring…
And Celeste looks upset she’s being ignored.
no, no. They’re just saving her for Grandpa.
Celeste should be thankful she is being ignored. She will be in so much trouble if FWUP actually stands for: “Female Willingly Us Pregnate”, which if really scary, cause if you noticed all four panels, there is not one female member of the family drinking Dragon Piss beer. Unless all them hillbilly wizards are actually Hermaphrodites, which explains the inbreeding with no females present. Only guys equipped with two s*x organs to begin with…
I wouldn’t go betting on Sumter’s gender yet.
“A slight bit of intermarriage” is definitely the number one understatement in this here comic book thus far! Also, if I were Graham or Vorn, I would be wary of special-speak or unknown acronyms being banded around in front of me by men who seems to revel in committing man-rape. I mean FWUP? FWUP could simply be code for – Fresh White Useful Pansies! Which also translates to “Don’t drop the soap in the shower room!”
I agree with Dusty White. Poor Merril. If Merril isn’t careful, he’ll likely lose his virginity not only against his will, but in some form that will make him swear off sex for the rest of his life!
I sort of assumed the first two letters in FWUP stood for “F—ing Wizards.” Not sure about the rest though.
Yup, FWUP could also mean F*****g Wizard Useless People. Don’t we just love guessing games? A million zlotys to the correct translation of this mysterious acronym I will give!
It might just mean “smurf”.
Judging by the way he’s pointing in the last panel, it probably means “Look over there.”
Either way, I think it may be time to run screaming into the night
My- my people!
The two quiet pimply ones pawing the fat boy definitely have me nervous. Chubby chasers are a menace.
Any normal person, regardless of sex, age, creed, sexual orientation or education will-if they find themselves sandwiched between two giant, behemoth looking-beer smelling, hairy individuals who apparently have never used toothpaste or know what soap is or have ever taken a decent bath and looks at you with bedroom eyes yelling buttf**k and sodomy-will definitely become a nervous wreck and would probably think of committing suicide in the next ten seconds before his imagined nightmare becomes a reality.
Alas, Merril does not look like he knows anything about suicide. If he survives the APE RAPE, he will probably end up at the Wizard School loony bin as a drooling idiot, repeating everyday for the rest of his life these horrifying words: “THEY WERE SO BIG! THEY MADE ME S*****W IT ALWAYS!” over and over again….Nightmares! Think about it!
Jago, you grew into a morbid disposition…
Funny, the feeling I got from that was “Welcome home, Cousin Merrill! Long time, no see! Fwup!”
I don’t think these two thoughts need to be exclusive…
Yeah–We can’t run very fast
And to think, some of my distant relatives look like this.
And to think, some of my CLOSE relatives look like this!
When I was at school, I stopped at a Jamaican chicken place with the hottest sauce I’ve ever tasted. It was black and the guy called it “Dragon Pees, mon.”
I’m betting Merril is a distant cousin.
He has the right build and hair style…
Exactly! It’s just some awkward family reunion for him! Why didn’t I think of that?
That might explain why he doesn’t appear to be worried much….
What happened to Graham’s tatt– I mean Chose One Mark?
I think it ran away in fear
I bet FWUP, if it’s an acronym, is some kind of slur against wizards who have non-magical blood in their families.
It could be nothing more than an interjection.
In the last installment, I posted a query regarding a plot discrepancy and offered, as one of the possible choices for a reasonable explanation:
a) all of the Infused are congenital inbred idiots.
If I had only waited until today, I wouldn’t have had to post at all. The answer is now obvious.
Item: This comic delights in doing not *quite* what we expect it to do.
Item: A large number of commenters seem to expect attempted rape to ensue.
Conclusion: Within a few installments, we will get a setup that looks appropriate (trying to get the kids off in a dark suspicious room, something in that vein) that has some totally innocent explanation.
And then they will rape them anyways just to spite you.
watch them all turn out to be southern geniuses
sorry I’m not anonymous
Starboy’s magical tattoos seem to wear off when he uses magic; maybe they have to recharge.
Nice comment on the purebred wizard stuff, anyway.
I want that t-shirt
There are probably like, six or seven magical dog-creatures sleeping under that trailer.
Not to mention all the ones on the porch
Here’s a thought: What if the hairy-balding short guy with the glasses wearing the printed t-shirt and keeps mumbling “FWUP” isn’t a guy at all, but this Wizard family’s version of an attractive female! This is definitely the result of Wizard in-breeding covering a thousand generations.
White trash wizards! I love it! I’ll bet they can summon booze and drugs even better than Merill can. I wonder what else they can do (other than molest goats and other life forms)?
Maybe a tornado will hit their trailer park.
That WOULD be just typical, wouldn’t it?
You are killing me….. no really i have been laughing non stop for a minute and a ahaalfff. I hurts!
Four White Useless People.
Following White Undercover Policeman (= Goat?) (he’s got plenty of time to utter another fwup while they’re walking down that path).
Found Weed Under Pillow.
Goatsie – aw $%& gonna get raped if I’m not careful…
Merrill – aw %^& gonna get raped if I’m not careful…
Dundee – pretty sure they know better than to f$%^&*g rape me…
Graham – i wonder if Dragon Piss is any good…
Celeste – if they try to rape merrill, should I help [gain xp for defeating white wizards, up charisma for helping friend/ally] or pretend not to notice [gain political points for allowing white wizards to have their way]…
Fatties Holding Merril – how’re we gonna get him to tell us what’ll impress his ladyfriend?
I agree with Graham’s expression on this one–
God Save Us from White Trash Anything!
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