Maybe this quest will take them beyond the barrier and Twinkles can make a break for it, finally.
Along with the rest of us, I assume?
Graham is wearing a Chinese army hat…Did he suddenly turn Hipster or something?
His shirt is tucked in, too! Maybe his fashion-sense is evolving, or something.
plus the Ranger Rick vest
All he’s missing is the raccoon…
I’m pretty sure it’s just that he’s wearing standard issue school clothing…
I mean, the only set of clothes he brought with him were the clothes on his back, & the sets he seems to be adding to his wardrobe are school issue uniforms. Classroom & hiking so far.
No one seems to have given him a razor either, although his stubble is less noticeable now, I think that’s just a change in artistic direction.
Tracker Vorn seems to be the right guy to ask about buying custom gear, then again, they might just summon it with magic…
We’ll see if Twinklebitch figures it out where to get a razor & some custom threads (Not standard issue!) before he starts growing a beard…
Goatsie, you’re one to talk. If humans eat goats, then you best bet your furry little mutton behind that monsters will eat goats too. Heh.
Maybe monsters have their own thing like a turducken. A human stuffed with a goat, stuffed with… I dunno, a cat maybe.
Goats come pre-stuffed, with grass, and in Goatsie’s case the illegal kind.
that would be… difficult… to arrange (in that order)
Do you get the feeling Goatsie is enjoyin’ all this just a wee bit too much?
goatsie enjoys everything too much
Per standard fairy tale contract, if a monster tried to eat goatsie, he only has to tell the monster that a larger, tastier goat is coming later. The monster will then not eat the first goat (goatsie), and the monster will wait for the second goat. It’s odd that the monster doesn’t eat the first goat, ‘since goats usually don’t carry walkie talkies, but thet’s the way it’s done in fairytale land.
Funny how that works, isn’t it?
There’s an app for that?
Galliflox business must be pretty poor if the only place they can afford the rent is across a dread swamp of doom.
It used to be a peaceful meadow, but the White Wizards showed up and ruined it with pollution from Galliflox production.
Well, at least they’re not runnin’-up-n’-down thru’ the same cheap corridors….
New Jersey is close to sea level and relatively flat. They have over 900,000 acres of wetland.
But New Jersey is worse because the Dread Swamp of Doom doesn’t have orange people running around in it.
Goodness Gracious, where are his stars, MIA or so many pages now!
I’ve never seen anyone that happy to be poked in the gut. Well, except for the Pillsbury Doughboy. I wonder if they’re related.
That would explain a few things
well, if they don’t eat merrill the ginger, and they can’t eat celeste the token female, graham in the protagonist [so there's a 50/50 shot he get's eaten alive], goatsie is too cool to die [unless he's the wizard school version of an asparaguy which i hope he's not] so that leaves dundee [strategically the person whose death would cause the most team bonding].
completely off topic – but would it be safe to start calling twinklebitch “chinklebitch” now – or are we still to pc for that sort of thing?
Man — Gingers don’t even get respect from Monsters. Waz up with that?
Well at least not getting eaten by monsters is a survival trait…
That’ll only count as an evolutionary trait if Merril gets a chance to pass on his genes.
I’m not sure if Uncle Fester Jr. there will get that chance.
How many people want to breed with a short, fat, bald, mute ginger?
you forget, he is a short, fat, balding, mute ginger WHO CAN SUMMON DRUGS
So basically, he’s going to get to breed with strippers.
It’s still breeding, ain’t it?
they’re a fertile bunch
Merrill has a star on his hat, too. Maybe it’s a school thing.
Careful there, Goatsie.
‘Cause when you least expect it ….
And everyone gets eaten……
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