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Wizard School Issue #3 Page #3

by admin on March 19, 2012 at 12:01 am
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  1. Baron Mellow von Yellow
    Baron Mellow von Yellow
    March 19, 2012 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Confirmed. He has no idea how to do it.

    • heitert3
      heitert3
      March 19, 2012 at 4:52 pm | # | Reply

      Well, considering that his teammates just transformed themselves into some 2-year-old’s plush toys, I’d say he’s rapidly becoming the most imposing figure on his team just by staying human.

      • Dusty White
        Dusty White
        March 20, 2012 at 1:03 am | # | Reply

        :-D

  2. DanMan
    DanMan
    March 19, 2012 at 2:07 am | # | Reply

    You can transform yourself into anything you want….. and you pick a pink fox and blue teddy.

    I have lost all respect for house Dragonsbane :P

    • Baron Mellow von Yellow
      Baron Mellow von Yellow
      March 19, 2012 at 4:03 am | # | Reply

      And yet Sinestro Corps keeps losing.

      • LaughingTarget
        LaughingTarget
        March 19, 2012 at 6:12 am | # | Reply

        You’d think the forces of evil are immune to the paralyzing effects of cuteness.

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          March 19, 2012 at 4:53 pm | # | Reply

          Well Insufferable Cuteness paralyzes ME–With a strong desire to PUKE!

          • Glew
            Glew
            March 19, 2012 at 5:44 pm | #

            By my rule of thumbs: anything that makes you puke is not cute. Even if it’s pink, fluffy and has a ridiculous head/body and eye/face ration.

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            March 20, 2012 at 4:41 pm | #

            My Point, ex-act-ly!

    • Dusty White
      Dusty White
      March 19, 2012 at 4:15 am | # | Reply

      Oh, I guess it is a fox–I didn’t notice the tail cap–or the word “vulpes.” Dammit! (Sorry everyone) That’s what I get for reading this comic at 2 in the morning. Still, it is worth staying up for.

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        March 19, 2012 at 2:00 pm | # | Reply

        wow. anonymous called it. Celeste is a foxy lady.

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      March 19, 2012 at 4:51 pm | # | Reply

      I know, I know!!!

      *Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!*

  3. LaughingTarget
    LaughingTarget
    March 19, 2012 at 4:10 am | # | Reply

    Goatsie looks like he’s transforming lunch.

    • Baron Mellow von Yellow
      Baron Mellow von Yellow
      March 19, 2012 at 10:20 am | # | Reply

      Poopus Transformatus!

  4. Dusty White
    Dusty White
    March 19, 2012 at 4:12 am | # | Reply

    A pink cat and a teddy bear . . .

    “I got a bad feeling about this.”

    At least Goatsie has it right. GO (magicalicious) STEROIDS!!

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      March 19, 2012 at 4:55 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, Goatsie can always subdue the other team by POOPING on them!

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        March 20, 2012 at 8:32 pm | # | Reply

        or headbutting them

  5. Random Guy
    Random Guy
    March 19, 2012 at 4:22 am | # | Reply

    Linebackerus transformatus. Engaging steroids.

  6. chychee
    chychee
    March 19, 2012 at 7:05 am | # | Reply

    …and an hour later, I’m still staring at this page, wondering how a fox and a bear…CAN HOLD A WAND WHEN THEY DON’T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!

    *breathes*

    Right. Ok. Coffee. Now.

    +1 for Goatsie’s O-face in panel 4 and bad-ass face in panel 5.

    • Anon
      Anon
      March 19, 2012 at 11:06 pm | # | Reply

      Bears can hold tools. They’re just not smart enough to use them.

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        March 20, 2012 at 11:24 am | # | Reply

        Well, technically, bears could probably figure it out if they had a reason, but when you’re bigger and stronger than anything that could want to hurt you, and you can eat or destroy anything you want – well, who needs tools?

  7. xaviara
    xaviara
    March 19, 2012 at 2:01 pm | # | Reply

    Well, I’m not sure how being a pink fox is helpful – but Merrill the Care Bear is gonna totally pwn at this game.

    • chychee
      chychee
      March 19, 2012 at 8:10 pm | # | Reply

      He most definitely would. Don’t you see his eyes in bear form? Totally up to to devious pwnage plans right there.

    • Wackadoodle
      Wackadoodle
      March 19, 2012 at 10:19 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t see a care bear, I see a young Pedo-bear

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        March 20, 2012 at 8:33 pm | # | Reply

        yes, he does seem to be enjoying the view from down there (up the skirts and whatnot)

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          March 21, 2012 at 5:41 pm | # | Reply

          That’s Our Merrill, all right!

          [Learning from the Master, Twinklebitch McSheen]

  8. Sheela
    Sheela
    March 19, 2012 at 4:41 pm | # | Reply

    I’m looking forward to what he transforms into … perhaps some tiny scorpion with an insane poison. :D

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      March 19, 2012 at 4:56 pm | # | Reply

      Me guess is that Our Hero will turn into Just Exactly What He Already Is–

      A Colossal Jack-Ass

      • Dovahkiin
        Dovahkiin
        March 19, 2012 at 5:32 pm | # | Reply

        Or possibly an amoeba

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          March 20, 2012 at 4:42 pm | # | Reply

          Same diff, actually…..

  9. Dovahkiin
    Dovahkiin
    March 19, 2012 at 5:36 pm | # | Reply

    Ok everyone, this is a test of emergency prepardness if Twinklebitch sets himself on fire…

    What do we do? Cmon, speak up if you know!

    • Robert
      Robert
      March 19, 2012 at 5:48 pm | # | Reply

      Laugh?

      • chychee
        chychee
        March 19, 2012 at 8:06 pm | # | Reply

        Definitely.

    • Myrdin90
      Myrdin90
      March 19, 2012 at 8:11 pm | # | Reply

      Run a safe distance away, then poke him with a stick afterwards?

    • yaysalt
      yaysalt
      March 20, 2012 at 4:33 am | # | Reply

      Roast marshmellows?

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        March 20, 2012 at 11:25 am | # | Reply

        roast marshmallows? Most DEFINITELY!!!

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      March 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm | # | Reply

      All the Above–And simultaneously, if possible!

    • Trogdor
      Trogdor
      March 20, 2012 at 5:29 pm | # | Reply

      Fart, definitively.

      • Dovahkiin
        Dovahkiin
        March 20, 2012 at 6:09 pm | # | Reply

        Good job, everyone, you are all more or less right. Just be sure not to help him in any way, and it’ll be fine!!!

        • xaviara
          xaviara
          March 20, 2012 at 8:34 pm | # | Reply

          Help? why would anyone want to do that?

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            March 21, 2012 at 5:43 pm | #

            Yeah, let ‘im BURN, I say!

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        March 21, 2012 at 5:43 pm | # | Reply

        But from a safe distance I should hope–

        Wouldn’t wanna’ be caught up in yer’ own Explosion, now would-ya’?

  10. Custodes
    Custodes
    March 19, 2012 at 9:54 pm | # | Reply

    I am guessing

    Dragonus transformicus or possibly Megatron transformicus

    Although personally I would go with Optimus Primus transformicus, that way I could also turn into a truck :D

    • Trogdor
      Trogdor
      March 20, 2012 at 5:30 pm | # | Reply

      Kingkong transformicus. Small change really, just a bit bigger.

      • PSychoTIcHicKen
        PSychoTIcHicKen
        March 30, 2012 at 9:02 am | # | Reply

        That would be Rex Kong transmutare.

  11. Custodes
    Custodes
    March 19, 2012 at 9:55 pm | # | Reply

    Or possibly Winnerus Transformicus!

    • Verethragna
      Verethragna
      March 19, 2012 at 11:46 pm | # | Reply

      He’s going to transform himself into a giant dick and cockslap the piss out of the other team?

      • LaughingTarget
        LaughingTarget
        March 20, 2012 at 6:36 am | # | Reply

        Or stand around impotently because he has no magical training, is just some guy found at a bar with no ability, and has been at the school for less than a day.

        • xaviara
          xaviara
          March 20, 2012 at 11:28 am | # | Reply

          I’m voting he runs around poking people with the stick and yelling insults that most of them are too young/nerdy/naive/just-plain-stupid to understand (which is saying something, considering).
          He may, at some point, pick up and throw one of the sidekicks, saying “I’ve been wanting to do that for a long time” as he does

          • LaughingTarget
            LaughingTarget
            March 20, 2012 at 4:00 pm | #

            Or points at his crotch and shouts “Biggus Dickus”.

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            March 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm | #

            Sounds like a plan!

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            March 20, 2012 at 4:44 pm | #

            Same diff, Target….

          • Trogdor
            Trogdor
            March 20, 2012 at 5:32 pm | #

            point at twinklebitch: “incontinentia buttocks !”

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            March 21, 2012 at 5:44 pm | #

            *Ewwwww!*

            Messy, but Effective

  12. Stampers Saverem
    Stampers Saverem
    March 20, 2012 at 4:45 pm | # | Reply

    I just wonder when I’m gonna’ be able to stop LAUGHING at all of this!

    [It's startin'-ta' hurt]

    • Dovahkiin
      Dovahkiin
      March 20, 2012 at 6:10 pm | # | Reply

      Can anyone stop?

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        March 21, 2012 at 5:44 pm | # | Reply

        Not so far……..*gasp*

  13. Quseio Slaghappy
    Quseio Slaghappy
    March 23, 2012 at 5:53 pm | # | Reply

    why does merril only speak when doing spells ? lmao

  14. December
    December
    September 12, 2012 at 3:00 am | # | Reply

    Merrill doesn’t surprise me at all.

  15. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    March 1, 2013 at 10:38 pm | # | Reply

    Who knew? Apparently latin is useful. You can get the literal translations of the spells!

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