Oh god! Bad influence much?
I don’t think so. Merill clearly already knows all these spells.
yes, it is intriguing, to say the least, that Merrill can summon drugs, steroids and other questionable substances with nary a thought to the consequences, or the requisite spellery…
curious and curiouser
And, he’s GOOD at it, too!
I want a Merril. He’s quiet, can summon sweet, delicious poisons, FOLLOWS DIRECTIONS. What’s not to like? I’ll dress him up like Igor. How awesome would that be?
I think I want a Merrill of my own…..
All in favor of getting our own personal Merrill’s?
Wonder if there’s a pet store in the area that deals with litters of Merrils. Can’t imagine they’ll go cheap, though.
I know! That poor kid will never amount to anything if she keeps corrupting him with all this “ethics” nonsense.
youve already got at this point steriods is just thinking outside the box
although id peronaly summon a few predicons from the beast wars era and let them have fun while i walked up to the flag and took it
insert magic between got & at
Unfortunantly it’s transformation not summoning. So I’d turn into Predaking from G1 and, as a 70ft tall flying robot, fly over and take the flag.
Whats-her-face is such a
*puts on sunglasses*
/end Horatio imitation
You forgot to stand with your head held sideways at a strange angle….
OH NOEZ! Let me fix that!
*cocks head in awkward sideways angle, whips off sunglasses*
Whats-her-face is such a
*puts on sunglasses*
*walks away impressively*
*Cue scenes of Perfect Miami Weather*
CUE sound effects “calming waves” and “sexy babe laughter”
And skinny models in skimpy bathing suits…….
Awww man! She’s ruining all the fun! Why don’t they like do some great best wars or something! What is the fun in winning, if you need to tire yourself first? Bending the rulez is waaay more challenging and entertaining ;D
You think the way I do, Mrq!
What’s he going to do with steroids? Punch out a dragon?
He’s going to be on steroids. I’m not sure you get it.
the steroids are a reward in and of themselves. like amphetamines, only slightly less frowned upon by society at large
To be fair, if you take steroids and don’t put in all the hard work, you’ll still he fat and weak. Thy just speed up the muscle recovery process by adding a bit more of a chemical your body produces anyway. That and gross man boobs when your chemistry gets thrown off.
Just figured out how to split the difference here. Transform yourself into The Hulk, or a thinly veiled parody to get around legal issues. Steroids AND transformation, all at once.
That or transform the opponent’s stomach content into whiskey.
Yay, Gross Man Boobs!
not to mention the neanderthal brow.
And all the hair……
Wait, how is steroids not ‘transforming yourself into something useful’ in this situation?
Merrill really will make a great minion for Graham though. He always seems pretty excited when Graham suggests something underhanded. Or maybe he was just thrilled that the ‘marked one’ finally remembered his name.
yeah, it DID take him a while.
Maybe Merrill is smarter than we think?
I just realized he actually did call Merrill by his name. This place is having a negative (positive?) effect on our assholish hero! *le gasp!*
It’s not like steroids will give you muscles in a few minutes.
…Unless it’s magical steroids, I suppose.
I wonder if Merril is from the house of Igor. He’s such an eager little toady.
Dunno . . .
I with Goatsie on this one.
(grrr… “I am”) stoopid typos)
At least you remembered the ‘i’ in ‘goatsie’.
After years in Slashdot, every time I see goatsie, I think it’s misspelled.
Don’t steroids cause, among other things, homicidal rage and shrunken testes? Maybe someone should mention the latter to Graham. ;D
Who says he isn’t already like that?
That would be MY guess!
well, he does seem a bit… how shall we say…
How is using steroids so different from changing yourself into a great mother%$#@ dragon? Personally, I’d opt to go with ‘dragonizing’ myself. Also, I’m not entirely certain that Serpentor is on the up-and-up when it comes to fair play.
seems like she’d be fun to have on top
I am not sure to whom you are referring… are you suggesting something about the above-mentioned mother$%^&* dragon (which I would assume was male)? Or Celeste (who I assume has never done anything “fun” in her life – on top or otherwise)???
If you refer to Celeste–
Only if you don’t mind having directions yelled at you the whole time…
FASTER! SLOWER!! A LITTLE MORE TO THE RIGHT, STUPID!!!
Celeste : “This is NOT how it is DONE! Merrill, show him!”
Maxim 31: “Only cheaters prospers!”
As Graham contemplates Celeste’s misdirected sense of value on how to win in a massive free for all, he list his courses of action if he fails to transform to something useful in the upcoming battle royale:
1. When the fight begins runaway!
2. If he can’t runaway, pick some place to hide!
3. If he can’t hide use Celeste as a shield!
4. Use Merril as a shield!
5. Use goatsie as a weapon!
6. Poke someone in the eyes with his wand!
7. Transform himself as Superman!
8. Transform everyone else into little mices!
9. Transform himself into Bruce Campbell with a 12 gauge shotgun and buzzsaw!
10.Ignore Celeste and zap the flag!
11.Turn into a colossal 50ft giant dickhead and get the flag!
12.Get himself a .50 caliber machine gun with plenty of ammo!
13.Transform himself into an APU from the Matrix and machine gun everyone else!
Graham was unable to complete his mental list, for it was at this moment that a flying dragon from the opposing team ate Graham whole and ended his career as the chosen one.
THE END. WTF!
Well…..THAT would different!
Frankly, I still can’t shake the feeling that this is going to come down to Graham kicking someone in the groin.
Probably. It’s like when you’re watching AFV – you KNOW that eventually SOMEbody is gonna take some damage in the head, gut, or groin.
and everyone’s hoping it’s the groin.
Frankly, I can’ believe I’m saying this, but for once, I AGREE with Graham–
*Phooey!* on Learning Teamwork, Healthy Practices and Useful Disciplinary Skills!
[Never did ME any good.....*SNORT*]
Team sports – schmeam sports!
(Although I did learn the highly useful less of flirting with the ref grants you unlimited cheats…)
All I ever got outta’ Team Sports was a soccer ball in the face
Well, like Patten said: Americans love to fight, and fight to win, and any man who loses and thinks that’s ok, I got no use for. (paraphrased, but still)
Hmmm. Celeste seems like she’s had a little too much kool aid.
On a side note, are you gonna toss a link to chapter 3 up there on the sidebar??
I’d go for an Amorphous Acid-blob monster, simply flow Over the entire
enemy team and grab the flag whenever you wish as your opponents
are being digested…
also, i like your avatar. cool
Jacknoir has a good sense of weapons.
For the last time people, he can’t be eaten by a dragon because they’re extinct.
what? logic! fie intolerable!!!
also, I doubt this is the last time you will have to say that.
Which? The People or the Dragon?
oh come on you know celeste has to be a tiger in the sack
she’s like an apprentice sexy librarian and sexy witch at the same time
plus, she can turn herself into a real tiger
…or maybe just half tiger?
Hidden Waters Run Deep with Celeste…..
crouching tiger, hidden librarian
Wait, how old was she again?
HEY! It’s been 22 hours since your last update, admin. Don’t you think it’s time for Page #3 to be posted? I mean, holding out on us to see how many more comments you can get is really low. Do you want me to go into THAT state? Y’know? The one where I keep obsessively clicking my RSS feed to see if you’ve updated yet? Well, too late. I’m already there. Your regular update schedule be damned! A la numerous internet fangirls: i wan moar!! update plz! omg i’ll totlly just DIE if you don update!
I think Jago isn’t the ONLY one off their meds around here……
[Which reminds me--Time for my lil' blue pill that reminds me to take my lil' red pill!
Which I don't remember what it's for.......]
For the best, really. The nurse told me what the red one was for once. Apparently, I then asked for that lobotomy.
And if you take both pills, you break the Matrix.
Where is my webcomiiiiiiiiic…?
transform into dragon roast and eat everyone except the drug produceing merril and the bossy bitch she probably tastes bitter
All we Bitches taste bitter…
The nerdy chick (whose name can’t be remembered and doesn’t particularly matter) needs to be sucker punched and locked in a broom closet somewhere. -.-
Man I wish Ron never tak would have been alot less annoying.
That goat is wise beyond his years.
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