lol someones gonna get pwnd
Haha! Betcha Russell acted just like this when he was a kid.
Good point. I wonder if Russell is going to see how obnoxious HE is as an adult with this little boy’s attitude and be properly ashamed.
Nah. Guys like Russell don’t possess shame. You have to have a certain amount of introspection for that and we already know he’s got a wallet in place of a heart and addictions scrambling his brain matter.
But I hope he does kick Gavin’s pale, washed-out, earring-wearing, poncy little butt. It might soothe his feelings about not getting little kids in chains.
shoot. he should just clip a chain through that ear hole, and call it a day.
Oh, I am SOOOOOO gonna’ enjoy this!
[And so's Twinklebitch McSheen]
When they die from secondary smoke inhalation, we’ll see who has the last laugh.
*Has the Second-to-Last Laugh*
Poor Mr. Ed.
Yeah, after CBS cancelled his show he got put out to pasture. Unfortunately that pasture was owned by an insanely rich insane wizard with a snot-nosed snivelly little bitch for a son. Hopefully he still knows how to dial the phone.
Heck, that horse could DRIVE!
Lesson – don’t try and impress the guy who drives a Maserati just to fire people.
oh my god! it’s Draco Mal – err…that blond kid’s earring is worse than Russell’s stars. heh.
I wonder if blondie has ever heard of the word ‘punch’ before
The stars aren’t very glow-y this page. Sup with that?
OK, Kid your daddy has this and that, but what do You got?
“Yeah, well I have a giant dick. I mean wand. No, no. I mean dick.”
No, no–You mean you ARE a Giant Dick, Draco-Gothic
Kid. I just came out here to smoke. And get away from Merril and Celeste. Either shut up and leave me alone, or I’ll prove that I don’t actually need magic to hurt you.
Also, your dad is a liar. The reason you don’t see him isn’t that he, Mr. Ed, and Howls Moving Castle are gallivanting about the countryside. It’s because your mom got another man and kicked him out. Maybe she got herself a whole troupe of boyfriends. Maybe you’re not even his.
Oh, and your earring looks gay.
Then he puts his cig out on the kid’s forehead.
Isn’t this basically what he used to do? That said I still think the kid needs his arse kicked!
“Let me tell you about a few basic facts of life. Your daddies stuff isn’t yours, ‘specialy credentials. No matter how big you think you are, there’s always a bigger fish. And most importantly…”
“DON’T ANNOY ME WHEN I’M SMOKING!”
Does anyone else want to see him shove that cig into the kid’s eye for being a pompous prick?
oh yes. we all do.
But why do I have the feeling that what’s actually going to happen, is that he’s going to give the kid all kinds of pointers on how to use his daddy’s stuff to his advantage and become an even bigger prick?
Like Pro-tips on douchbaggery.
In the middle panel it looks like hes trying to do a gang sign…..
Agreed. Must be a frustrated home boy.
Graham: “Kid. I have news for you…I AM YOUR FATHER!”
punctuated by puffs of smoke instead of *pssssht* sounds.
Or in our hero/Russel’s part, he will (hopefully) punctuate it with a kick up Gavin Gothicus ass! Then, as Gavin is writhing in pain on the ground, pawned Gavin by p*****g on him! This could be the plot for a new History channel or Discovery series about life in wizard schools.
I can hear it now: “Harry Potter….Star Dust…Merlin…Dragons…Worlds of Magic..are they just stories or are they real?…Join Discovery/History channel as we explore the fascinating world of real life wizardry, where nothing is what it seems…Beautiful babes dating talking frogs..Dragons eating truant students…magic spells for the making of e*****y…female dragons confessing about date rape and much more! Friday nights at 9PM EST.
More Must-See-TV, brought to by Channel Jago
*Laughs so hard she wets herself!!!*
In THIS story, the hero defeats the pompous blond rival by setting really bad examples for him…
This is really NOT a good idea! (e.g. Be careful who you’re messing with!)
Interesting that we’ve just met someone even more despicable than Russell.
Classic plot device. Why have one convenient assholes when you can have two! Makes the story much more interesting and in a way “educational” and “philosophical”, with all those future “colorful metaphors” to look forward too…
Kid. You may brag about money, that’s fine, I doo this too. You may brag about your father money, that’s lame but whatever.
Got that? That’s my job.
If Gavin isn’t Graham’s hench-mutant by the end of this chapter then I think I might be disappointed.
Graham is a truely magnificent bastard.
And that is a damn good title for a new series of movies “The Magnificent Bastards!” It could be a western or a modern day soap opera! Now all we need is a decent enough B movie script and we are set to sell to some unscrupulous movie producer. Too bad Troma is undergoing re-imaging, so if you have any helpful suggestion, the table is open for discussion.
Stole the idea right outta my head!
Magnificent Bastards – maybe it could be the *real* story of the death of Osama Bin Laden (and all the awesome Inglorious Basterds should have been but wasn’t)
So these are the choices Graham has. A club with a snotty, dour girl and talking goat or a gang with a pompous, self-involved, albino little jerk. Egad.
Yer’ just jealous…..
Omg I just fangirled all over this page
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