Twink looks SOOOO excited about his smoking break! ^^
Lol, in the second panel he looks like an advertisement. Marlboro should put that face up on a billboard with “My Destiny is to Cut Class and Smoke Cigarettes” next to it in flowery script.
YES they SHOULD!!!
Right next to one of those “Smoking Kills” billboards
Teacher, don’t you fill me up with your rules.
Graham, dude, you’re coming dangerously close to looking like you CARE about Goatsie’s health. I know you just don’t want to give up a cig, but Merrill can just conjure up more later. Better “magic” ones, if you get ny drift. Corrupting others by letting them have a drag isn’t nice.
Ha! And they never saw him again….
I’m surprised Sheen hasn’t cut CAMPUS. Maybe he’s starting to accept his drug-addled reality.
He already tried that, dude. Couldn’t make it past the magical force field.
I LIKE it!
Oh, they’ll see him again, but brown goo will be shooting out of his pants and he’ll be screaming like an 11 year old school girl
That kid is the creepiest.
If I was Graham, I would ask Merril to make me a super gumbo pack of MJ smokes laced with LDS and see how colorful the world can be. Problem is in such a state, Graham would probably end up in the infirmary if he doesn’t end up raw dogging goatsie or worse Merril!
I believe you mean LSD
Or Graham is exceptionally evil and only smokes Mormons.
He takes LDS. and apparently Gumbo packs instead of Jumbo packs… unless that was a typo and you meant Gumby (as in that green dude with the orange horse)? Which would be equally wicked to smoking mormons, and even more psychotropic.
I actually meant Gumbo and not Jumbo. Also, I really did type LDS instead of “it” in its correct form. The reason? I am just trying (in my own way) avoid unnecessary surveillance from the government’s Intelligent Agent Program (IAP) which they use to monitor the internet and emails for intelligence purposes. But since LDS (originating from Kirk in Star Trek IV) has already been mentioned here correctly spelled, there is then the possibility that some DEA Intelligence Dude or his equivalent in the CIA has already been alerted by an automated system in his computer and is already monitoring our posts and comment….SO BEWARE PEOPLE! Big Brother is probably reading our posts and tracing us one by one, be careful you hear!!!
If ever you come under the pinch of the man, remember the following words of wisdom of the 11th to 17th Commandment, which are:
Commandment #11 – If you are going to do something stupid, thou shall not get caught!
#12 – If you do get caught, have a damn good excuse!
#13 – If your excuse/alibi does not work, deny everything!
#14 – If possible, pass the blame to someone else!
#15 – Plead the Fifth and get yourself a lawyer!
#16 – If everything else fails, beg for mercy and cut a deal!
#17 – If ever you gonna do time, remember it ain’t all that bad, just remember to NEVER EVER DROP THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER ROOM!
Maybe he smoke green Mormons?
And never listen to people who give this kinda’ advice!
[As for your Gov-Guys--
GO AHEAD! Listen to the Ramblings of an Elderly Pycho Woman!!!
I DARE ya'!!!!!
Dang sissies.......Didn't scare me when-ya' tapped my phone, neither]
If such a program exist the best thing to do is to jam it. So try to use words like bomb infidel plutonium and LSD whenever whenever you get a chance.
More important then the scanning program are the real humans who are stuck analyzing all the trash posted on forums. By posting key words on the forums of a good comic someone in Washington gets to read comics while working. IMO that makes the world a better place.
Naw, he’d never raw-dog Merril, no matter how high/drunk he gets! Poor kid’ll die a virgin…
I just looked back at the opening pages of this series, and discovered that I overlooked something. One of the 8-year-old kids that got shot in the opening few pages, was supposed to have been the “marked one” whose place has been taken by Russell Graham.
Yes, because our villain (unlike Voldy) noticed that he doesn’t actually NEED magic to kill people. He just needs a nifty revolver, and exactly two bullets.
(though, how he passed the criminal background check is beyond me…)
Magic. That’s how.
oh. yeah. i forgot about that – ha!
Gun laws are easily bypassed by guys with vans and stores set up in the back of said vans. Down by the river.
You can actually get some discount prices from the other guys whose shop is under the bridge near the park. They usually open between 10 AM to 2 PM and from 6 PM to 9 PM. But they don’t sell on Sundays and Holidays. At least that’s what I heard from some other guy….
Where do you people LIVE? New Jersey?
True, but the van down by the river has a larger variety. You can also buy concrete and plastic sheets. What you save at the guy under the bridge you’ll end up wasting magicking yourself all over the place. A wise dark wizard looks at the total cost input, not just the incremental marginal costs.
We are neighbors Ragingagnostic. Like you, we are just ordinary joes, living ordinary mundane lives. Nothing more, nothing less. But I don’t definitely live in New Jersey.
@ laugh – concrete? plastic sheets? I got two words: CRAB TRAPS. Aint nobody find a body been eaten.
How about Texas?
Probably the same way as all the other criminals with a gun…..
You mean they also buy their guns at Walmart?!?
I really like the goat; but Billy, buy your own!!!
excellent! Am I the only one who hears Bruce Campell’s voice when I read Graham’s text?
“Gimme some sugar, baby.”
Or my personal favorite: “First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.”
Goatsie is Gilbert Gottfried.
That movie absolutely has to be made.
Only with the Goat having the chainsaw this time!
OMG! Just had a new hollywood blockbuster movie inspiration! How about this Mdm. Saverem, “The Texas Goat Chainsaw Massacre!” Starring GOATSIE in his first leading role!…See how the goat was wrong-insulted-called nasty names and worse— ABUSED!!! See Goatsie plot carefully his revenge and take’s on one by one his tormentors…until it is already to late for them to realize that he was the killer in their midst! Coming to a 3D theater near you!
WHY is Next Page greyed out?!? There has got to be a problem with my browser!
Yo, Twinky, mon! Wha’ ar’ya tinkin’!? Doncha know deh be beddah smokes den dem deat’ sticks ye be huffin’ down, seen?
Give some ‘o dat Gondorian Ganja a try, you be laughin’ like a fool of a Took!
One love, bruddah.
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