Including the flame-thrower?
I believe he means the data. I doubt they’ll be willing to give up their weapons.
Wendell is just upset because some of those pictures had prostitutes in them.
Sure, why not!?
[The more the merrier, and the bigger the fire]
And once the bonfire is big enough, we can roast wienies and make s’mores and dance around naked, and…….
Er……..Have I said too much?
…dance around naked and burn wienies
Yeah–THAT, too…..If’n ya’ t’aint careful….
Hey, is that the old villain dude in panel one? Damn, he’s good! He survived another gig. Now is back to the unemployment line and the waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting for the next Super Villain Gig. What a bummer. At least the pay in this last gig did pay off!
Yeah, Moustache-man is pro-tier.
He’s actually the secret protagonist, you just haven’t realised it yet.
Hey–Can Minions apply for Social Security?
I do believe they have Social Security. After all, being an evil organization bent on world domination does not mean you don’t pay your taxes or social security in some form-at least for appearance sake, since you have to have a front organization that seems legitimate to the government and the people so that you can exist “openly” and carry out your diabolical plans. Also, even if you do manage to conquer the world, you have to have a good dental plan and retirement plan, if not, you are gonna find your boys grouchy, greedy and stupid enough to try and overthrow you before you can warm your seat at the imperial palace! So yeah, they do have social security..how much they are paying and how much they will get upon retirement is another matter. “I, the Imperator of Earth, do hereby decree that Jago, for loyal service as a Minion for 40 years, I hereby grant to you the fiefdom of Newark, New Jersey as your personal domain. Good forth and terrorize the people for your own enjoyment…Oh yeah, come back Sunday’s for Bingo and brunch.”
I think they’re covered by ANTIsocial security
Shall I groan in admiration, now?
[You have something against New Jersey, maybe?]
Truly, they ain’t kiddin’ when they say there’s no avoidin’ Death or Taxes–
Or Student Loans, neither……*Bleck*
Naw, I have nothing against New Jersey. Just trying to get in my pseudo impersonation tidbit of Dr. Peter Venkman, Ph.D in parapsychology who is the classic New Yorker meaning he is “cynical, sarcastic and secretly sweet nature with a lackadaisical attitude and dearly loves to give away the garden state (New Jersey) to any would be poltergeist monster or alien invader at a moment’s notice”. It ain’t personal, just (comedic) tradition.
Destroying all the research both paper an computer should save the world from too many added disasters. Though some of the experimental weapons will be in criminal hands for awhile. Depending on how well they work that is.
Well, if they all pretty much spit out Purple Oobleck, I don’t think we have much to worry about……
Burn it? That’s not his style man
Yeah–You gotta’ Point, there!
Shouldn’t Mr. “Ice Pick” be FREEZING everything?
@heitert3 no cause they got ALF in them
That, too–I reckon….
With Wendell, just about anything’s possible
worst minions ever
great comic, though
So corrupt bastard politicians win, with nobody to fear they’re free to do whatever. And the evidence for their actual crimes(in addition to merely reputation damaging) is destroyed too.
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