Public masturbation ninja
Comedy gold :’D
Someone get me a tux, monocle, & top hat so I can say this: “Indeed”
Or pointed ears so you could say, “Fas-cinating”
And only Wendell could be Proud of such a Moniker…..*eye roll*
He wanted pubic masterbation ninja, but “artic ninja” made him add that little “L”
If they switched the girl with the sex doll, why did it bleed when shot
Works for me–
[What!? You want LOGIC in this comic!?]
More to the point: why isn’t the inflatable doll filled with bullet holes and/or deflated?
Even further to the point, how did they find a sex doll and a coordinating purple tanktop in the middle of a foot pursuit and firefight? And if you know the answer to that, I know an agent looking for an opening act for Criss Angel next week in Vegas.
Maybe they switched the doll’s clothes with the girl’s somehow…but that would mean…AW THOSE PERVS!!
she took it in her mouth.
That sex doll must be bullet proof, since it should have deflated when it was it. Still “Public Masturbation Ninja” gawd! That nom de guerre is gonna give a sane mind nightmares for quite a time!
It deflates if filled with air only. You underestimated the PMN. The crusty lining is holding the shape.
It already has–
“…it should have deflated when it was it.” So this is a simple game of tag now, eh? XD
Why is the fat one epic and not dead?
The purple goo is still out there.
IT’S THE BLOB!! D:
That’s what I’ve wanted-ta’ know from the beginning!
Ahhh! Such a touching profession o’ Love!
Too bad the Object o’ his Affection wasn’t there to hear it……
[Never mind the Object o' Fat-Boy's Affection]
Make that the Second Object o’ Wendell’s Affection–
“You traitorous bastards! You woul sacrifice my Isabelle to save that violet haired Whore of Babylon? ISABELLE! SWEET ISABELLE! WHAT FATE HATH FORTUNES WROUGHT?”
Love’s a Bitch, ain’t it?
If your lucky…
you know wendells a nice guy if u can get past the creepfactor
But that is a LOTTA’ Creepiness to get past!
After you get past the creepfactor, he’s little more than a lobotomized shell of a person.
Actually, he’s probably more like me once you get past his creepfactor (no, I do not have a pervy creepfactor like he does). He just has a sick mind violence-wise. I am a writer of petry, short stories, and fanfiction, and was always a HUGE fan of elemental control. I have been told that some of my stories are creepy, dark, and I’ve even been told that I really know how to kill a guy. Don’t believe me? Just find me on Fanfiction.net and read some of my darker fanfiction. Then come back and report your findings. You can also read what I have on Fictionpress.com if you feel like it.
Where are the bullet holes? One definitely in the face.
What about the blood we saw?
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