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Cargo Cult Issue #1 Page #20

by admin on March 16, 2012 at 12:01 am
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  1. admin
    admin
    March 10, 2012 at 8:12 am | # | Reply

    As an update on the comic status – there will be a slight delay for the next update (the artist, Stefano, got the flu) but hopefully pages should resume next week.

  2. LaughingTarget
    LaughingTarget
    March 16, 2012 at 1:55 am | # | Reply

    They surely don’t know our reputation. Half will try and take over while the other half will demand inexpensive local crafts and Mai Thais.

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      March 16, 2012 at 10:56 am | # | Reply

      Yeah–When it comes to us Americans, we ALWAYS come!

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        March 16, 2012 at 12:34 pm | # | Reply

        there’s a joke in there somewhere

        • LaughingTarget
          LaughingTarget
          March 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm | # | Reply

          It’s too early to tell.

          • heitert3
            heitert3
            April 5, 2012 at 8:32 pm | #

            I think ‘too early’ might be part of the joke.

        • pointless whatever
          pointless whatever
          March 22, 2012 at 7:37 pm | # | Reply

          over the rainbow

  3. DanMan
    DanMan
    March 16, 2012 at 2:01 am | # | Reply

    You know…. this could actually work out. When the rescue personnel, reports, camera crews, and accident investigation team all descend on this tiny village they could end up getting some sweet swag.

    But I have a bad feeling that this is one of those ‘disappeared into no-where’ crashes.

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      March 16, 2012 at 10:58 am | # | Reply

      Actually, if the Natives have any smarts at all, they’ll drop this worshipping “gods” business like a rock, and start setting up the Cheap Souvenirs booths!

    • JOOMAMES
      JOOMAMES
      March 20, 2012 at 11:38 am | # | Reply

      Remember that the first scene was set in ’42? I think this is more like one of those ‘disappeared backwards in time’ crashes :)

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        March 22, 2012 at 9:57 pm | # | Reply

        man, I hate when those happen!

  4. Stampers Saverem
    Stampers Saverem
    March 16, 2012 at 11:00 am | # | Reply

    And doesn’t the scene in this page kinda’ remind you of that last climactic moment in “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”?

  5. xaviara
    xaviara
    March 16, 2012 at 12:35 pm | # | Reply

    Is it just me, or does the priest sound a little surprised that his voodoo schtick actually worked?

    • LaughingTarget
      LaughingTarget
      March 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm | # | Reply

      Priest’s thought bubble: “Crap, I didn’t expect this to work. I did this to placate the followers. I didn’t even plan past this part. What kind of wacky adventure am I going to try to get out of this?”

      *cue sappy sitcom music*

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        March 19, 2012 at 4:59 pm | # | Reply

        And it all turns out to be another fine episode of “Gilligan’s Island”

        • Dovahkiin
          Dovahkiin
          March 27, 2012 at 5:26 pm | # | Reply

          Or “Lost”

  6. Hammad
    Hammad
    March 16, 2012 at 1:03 pm | # | Reply

    Actually, I don’t think there will be any rescue for them either. Remember, the natives somehow got that plane to jump 60 years back in time (1942). Those new Americans are now well and officially boned.

    • DanMan
      DanMan
      March 16, 2012 at 6:22 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah– I think I saw that happen to a Kia once (get sucked back in time).
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FMU5yPZgwM

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        March 16, 2012 at 10:46 pm | # | Reply

        That. Is. Awesome!

        (that is the first time an ad actually made me want the product)

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        March 19, 2012 at 5:01 pm | # | Reply

        Why a Kia, I wonder?

        Wouldn’t a Volkswagon Bug be more appropriate, somehow?

    • Tessius
      Tessius
      March 19, 2012 at 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      Especially since the Japanese are invading most of Asia and the Pacific.

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        March 19, 2012 at 5:02 pm | # | Reply

        What, AGAIN!?

        [Dang! Can't turn yer' back on some people, can-ya'!?]

        • Tessius
          Tessius
          March 20, 2012 at 9:24 am | # | Reply

          Not again they were doing it in the 40′s the same time this story takes place. :P

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            March 20, 2012 at 4:47 pm | #

            Eh, the Japanese are always “invading” us–They just use anime these days, instead…..

          • xaviara
            xaviara
            March 22, 2012 at 1:02 pm | #

            …with their tentacles

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            March 22, 2012 at 5:01 pm | #

            *ACK!*

            Not the tentacles!!!!

      • xaviara
        xaviara
        March 20, 2012 at 11:27 am | # | Reply

        though, the Volkswagon was a German thing (and art deco car designed by Hitler himself on a napkin as the legend goes… man should’ve just stuck to cars and saved us all this trouble)

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          March 20, 2012 at 4:48 pm | # | Reply

          Naw–Hitler couldn’t even paint a house, let alone design a car that looks like a bug–

          Then again……

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            March 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm | #

            Can’t trust those Germans, neither–

            [Says the Woman of half-German heritage]

        • alphatroll
          alphatroll
          March 29, 2012 at 11:44 am | # | Reply

          Akshly it was designed by Ferdinand Porsche; all Hitler did was say “make me a cheap car.”

          (And yes, *that* Ferdinand Porsche.)

          • macsnafu
            macsnafu
            April 5, 2012 at 8:54 am | #

            Yes, Ferdinand Porsche designed the Volkswagen and Hitler agreed to fund its manufacture for the German people. Then the war ended. Only a few hundred were built by war’s end, but they got back into making VW’s from 1947 on.
            But it was Ferdinand’s son Ferry Porsche who actually came up with the Porsche sports car, not Ferdinand himself.

  7. MrTT
    MrTT
    March 18, 2012 at 2:00 pm | # | Reply

    FOOD!

    • Vosla
      Vosla
      March 19, 2012 at 7:14 am | # | Reply

      I second that.

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        March 22, 2012 at 5:03 pm | # | Reply

        What?

        The food or the Germans?

        Or the German food…..?

        • pointless whatever
          pointless whatever
          March 22, 2012 at 7:39 pm | # | Reply

          All of the above.

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            March 23, 2012 at 10:31 am | #

            That’s what I thought……

          • Dovahkiin
            Dovahkiin
            March 27, 2012 at 5:27 pm | #

            Maybe hes implying that the natives are cannibals

        • MrTT
          MrTT
          April 28, 2012 at 1:48 am | # | Reply

          Dovahkiin got it right.

  8. AleG
    AleG
    March 23, 2012 at 6:32 am | # | Reply

    Chaman looks at Jumbo jet, looks down at his voodoo doll.
    “Man, I was just asking for a little P-51!”
    Looks down at voodoo doll.
    “I think I bought the Xtra strong joo-joo by mistake”

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      March 23, 2012 at 10:31 am | # | Reply

      Is that some sorta’ “penis envy” joke?

      • alphatroll
        alphatroll
        March 29, 2012 at 11:48 am | # | Reply

        Only if you *really* want it to be… ;)

  9. xaviara
    xaviara
    March 23, 2012 at 2:31 pm | # | Reply

    is it just me, or shouldn’t there be another page by now???

    • tootiredtothink
      tootiredtothink
      March 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm | # | Reply

      yes there should be. maybe later tonight.

      • DanMan
        DanMan
        March 24, 2012 at 9:27 pm | # | Reply

        AArrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh — full day late on update. Must…..get……daily…..comic…….fix…….

        • xaviara
          xaviara
          March 25, 2012 at 12:51 pm | # | Reply

          what.

          the.

          no, seriously, though, what is going on? you guys are never late!!! what are we gonna doooooooo???

  10. DanMan
    DanMan
    March 25, 2012 at 1:14 pm | # | Reply

    THAT IT!!! If you don’t post a comic RIGHT NOW…. I AM GOING TO CRASH AN F@#$#@ PLANE!

    oh….wait…..you already did that. Never mind.

  11. xaviara
    xaviara
    March 25, 2012 at 9:43 pm | # | Reply

    Testing:
    …………………………………………..

  12. xaviara
    xaviara
    March 25, 2012 at 9:43 pm | # | Reply

    …………………..__……………………
    …………………./ /……………………
    …………………/ /…………………….
    ………….——————}>}>}oOoOoOoO)….
    ………..}>}oOoOoO)…..
    ………….——-\ \——–}>}>}oOoOoO)……
    …………………\ \…………………….
    .0 0 0 0 …
    .| | | | /…………………………………
    ………………………………………….
    ………………………………………….
    ……\|/\|/\|/…………………………….
    ……( )( )( )………
    ……|||||||||…………………………….
    …….|..|..|……………………………..
    ……|’||’||’|…………………………….

  13. xaviara
    xaviara
    March 25, 2012 at 9:48 pm | # | Reply

    $%^&* that didn’t work! This is what it was supposed to look like. (I had those }>}oOoOoOoO)………
    ….}>}oOoOoO)……….
    ……..——-\ \——–}>}>}oOoOoO)………….
    ………………\ \………………………………………..
    .O O O_”oh my gosh! the plane is on fire!”
    ..| | |…………………………………………………
    ……………………………………………………………
    ……………………………………………………………
    ……\|/\|/\|/…………………………………………….
    ……( )( )( ) __”look! the Americans!”………..
    ……|||||||||…………………………………………….
    …….|..|..|……………………………………………….
    ……|’||’||’|………………………………………………

  14. DanMan
    DanMan
    March 26, 2012 at 6:10 am | # | Reply

    ….}>}oOoOoO)……….
    ……..——-\ \——–}>}>}oOoOoO)………….
    ………………\ \………………………………………..
    .O O O ……………………………………
    ..| | |…………………………………………………
    ……………………………………………………………
    ……………………………………………………………
    ……\|/\|/\|/…………………………………………….
    ……( )( )( ) __”Wait… on fire? No wonder or lure planes never work.
    ……|||||||||…. People, all this stuff is supposed to be on fire!
    …….|..|..|………somebody get me a torch!
    ……|’||’||’|………………………………………………

    • xaviara
      xaviara
      March 26, 2012 at 1:57 pm | # | Reply

      ……o..*..”I got your torch right here!”……………
      …..^./………………………………………………………..
      …../\………………………………………………………….
      ………………………….|//……….”Good work!”……..
      …………………………(; )………………………………….
      ………………………..\/ |\…………………………………
      ……………………………|………………………………….
      …………………………../\………………………………….
      …………………………./..\…………………………………

  15. Stampers Saverem
    Stampers Saverem
    March 26, 2012 at 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    WE WANNA’ AN UPDATE!!!!

    Or we’ll start writin’ our own!

    [Oh, wait--Already did that.........]

    Seriously tho’–Is someone sick?

    • xaviara
      xaviara
      March 26, 2012 at 8:14 pm | # | Reply

      I just finally figured it out. They are updating… in 1942!!!

      INTERNET ARCHIVES WHERE ARE YOU????

  16. DanMan
    DanMan
    March 27, 2012 at 1:15 am | # | Reply

    testing new Gravatar

    • macsnafu
      macsnafu
      April 5, 2012 at 8:56 am | # | Reply

      Dan’s the Man!

  17. DanMan
    DanMan
    March 27, 2012 at 1:15 am | # | Reply

    testing Gravatar

  18. DanMan
    DanMan
    March 27, 2012 at 1:16 am | # | Reply

    Whooo hoooo—- behold the Glory of my new Gravatar.

    DanMan has become…… BananaDan!

    Or maybe Banadananadanan

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      March 27, 2012 at 5:18 pm | # | Reply

      I like the Third Option, myself……

  19. DanMan
    DanMan
    March 27, 2012 at 1:18 am | # | Reply

    Now I too shall be recognizable, just like those cool and hip posters. (yes I am talking about you Stampers & xaviara with your witty comments and hip pictures)

    • xaviara
      xaviara
      March 27, 2012 at 1:01 pm | # | Reply

      Aw! *blushing* ha ha nice gravitar

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      March 27, 2012 at 5:19 pm | # | Reply

      Or is hip banter and witty pictures?

      [I get confused]

      BTW–Love the Banana, Dan

  20. xaviara
    xaviara
    March 27, 2012 at 1:08 pm | # | Reply

    ……………_……………………………………
    …………..|\_\…………………………………
    \______|.\_\_____…\|/………………….
    _________….______/|\ <- (propeller)
    ………………|\_\………………………………
    ………………\_\_\………<-(it's a biplane)
    ………………..\|_|…………………………….

    …………………………………………………….
    …..__.the torch ………………………………
    …\|/……………………………………………….
    …^…….\|/……"Awright! Let's get this
    …^.__..( )….. show on the road!"…..
    ………..\_|___…………………………………

  21. Oz
    Oz
    March 28, 2012 at 8:02 am | # | Reply

    Their not very smart if they are happy to see American’s. I should know, I am one!

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      March 28, 2012 at 5:38 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, if they had any REAL sense, they’d greet us with machine guns….

      [That's usually how we Americans end up LEAVING, after all]

  22. xaviara
    xaviara
    March 28, 2012 at 1:37 pm | # | Reply

    …………………o0Oo0O))) <-(smoke)……
    ……..……../\/\/\/\………<-(flames)
    …………^^^^^^^……………………………………
    …………..|\_\…………………………………
    \______|.\_\_____…\|/………………….
    _________….______/|\ <- (propeller)
    ………………|\_\………………………………
    ………………\_\_\………<-(it's a biplane)
    ………………..\|_|…………………………….
    ……………………………………………………
    …………………………………………………….
    ……………….\|/…………………………………
    ………………(._.)……………………………..
    …………….\__|__/….."aw yeah, that's the way"

  23. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    March 28, 2012 at 2:48 pm | # | Reply

    ..\………|………/
    …\……..|……../
    ….\…….|……./
    —— BOOM!——
    …./…….|…….\
    …/……..|……..\
    ../………|………\………….

    …….\|/…sorry!..|././..
    ……( ;) ../……….(< )..
    …….|\………../…../|\…..
    …….|…..grrr!…….|……
    …….|……………….|……

  24. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    March 28, 2012 at 2:48 pm | # | Reply

    ..\………|………/
    …\……..|……../
    ….\…….|……./
    —— BOOM!——
    …./…….|…….\
    …/……..|……..\
    ../………|………\………….

    …….\|/…sorry!..|././..
    ……( ;) ../……….(< )..
    …….|\………../…../|\…..
    …….|…..grrr!…….|……
    …….|……………….|……

  25. Stampers Saverem
    Stampers Saverem
    March 28, 2012 at 5:39 pm | # | Reply

    Okay–I wanna’ know…

    Did Our Beloved Cartoonists die?

    • OldBrit
      OldBrit
      March 29, 2012 at 4:53 am | # | Reply

      There’s a post from admin, way back on March 10, says the artist got the flu. So, that’s nearly three weeks, but real flu is nasty.

      • Anonymous
        Anonymous
        March 29, 2012 at 2:32 pm | # | Reply

        Oh, man, seriously? (well, now I feel dumb).

        Hey! Artist! Get well soon from all us readers! We (are desperate for an update, and) love you!!!

        • xaviara
          xaviara
          March 29, 2012 at 2:38 pm | # | Reply

          ……………..|”’|………<- (how I picture his hair)
          "sniffle" _(-,-)_ "must… draw…comic…"
          …………./___i__\…………… <- (pencil in his hand)

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            March 29, 2012 at 4:40 pm | #

            Believe me, even sitting upright is too much to handle with this stuff, let alone hold a pencil….!

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        March 29, 2012 at 4:39 pm | # | Reply

        Ooh, Yes!

        I had what was just supposed to be a “mild variation” of that, and was down for nearly two weeks!

        Get Well SOON, Mr. Cartoonist!

  26. Tessius
    Tessius
    March 30, 2012 at 12:03 pm | # | Reply

    __|__ /
    .’(\ .-. /)’.
    +-====(*)===: ” :===(o)=====-+
    \). ‘-’ .(/
    +=
    +=
    +=

    +=
    +=
    +=

    +=
    +=
    +=

    • Tessius
      Tessius
      March 30, 2012 at 12:04 pm | # | Reply

      Ascii art does not work well. xD

    • xaviara
      xaviara
      March 30, 2012 at 12:37 pm | # | Reply

      machine guns as the 1942 americans defend out natives against these strange newbies???
      airplane sound effects in psuedo-japanese (all manga style)???
      an overhead view of the americans disembarking the plane???

      … ok, out of guesses. what is it?

  27. Potatohead
    Potatohead
    April 1, 2012 at 9:56 am | # | Reply

    Clearly, the artist got dragged through a time vortex to 1942.

    • xaviara
      xaviara
      April 1, 2012 at 11:10 pm | # | Reply

      You mean, nineteen-fourty-flu

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        April 2, 2012 at 5:35 pm | # | Reply

        *Snorts with Laughter*

        Good one, Xav….

        • Tessius
          Tessius
          April 2, 2012 at 5:52 pm | # | Reply

          No i’m sure the artist was an officer on board the U.S.S. Eldridge

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            April 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm | #

            Same diff–No?

  28. mrgrooism
    mrgrooism
    April 3, 2012 at 3:20 pm | # | Reply

    Hey Stefano, hope you feel better soon! Rest up, I’ll be here waiting when you’re back on your feet, you guys have me hooked!

    • xaviara
      xaviara
      April 3, 2012 at 10:58 pm | # | Reply

      blue nose!!! ha ha ha (ok, that was my little kid moment of the day. love the avatar grooie)

  29. DanMan
    DanMan
    April 4, 2012 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

    OK– the comic is not coming back. I say we make it a never-ending story page. Add your next step to the story — winner is whoever is creative or leaves the best cliff hanger.

  30. DanMan
    DanMan
    April 4, 2012 at 1:11 am | # | Reply

    START OF STORY:

    Once Upon a time Flopsy the Bunny was romping through the forest. Flospy was worried because the crash in the economy had wiped out his 401K, and it is especially hard for bunnies to get work in bad economies. He was considering the pros and cons of setting up a ponzi scheme when there was a rustle of something large in the bushes to his right. Flopsy was shocked to see what emerged. It was…

  31. DanNotMan
    DanNotMan
    April 4, 2012 at 6:24 am | # | Reply

    …Whitney Houston. Thats right, Whitney Houston emerged from the bushes. She was rambling about Bobby Brown and Kevin Costner, and who would win in a game of RISK, when she suddenly grabbed flopsy by the ears, dragged him to a nearby pond, and drowned him. She wore him as a hat all the way back to her hotel, where she then decided that drowning seemed like a good way to go. She did a few bumps of her favorite “pixie dust”, drank a fifth of Chivas, poured out the contents of a 40oz for her dead homies, and sank into a relaxing bath. FIN.

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      April 4, 2012 at 3:34 pm | # | Reply

      That is, until she came back to HAUNT us all, what with seemingly endless tributes and memorials where everyone sang her praises as a singer [Best not to mention that attempt at acting], on and on and ON, totally ignoring that most of her life choices had been kinda’, well……………..

      Crappy

      So it really wasn’t all that surprising she ended the way she did [Other than why it didn't happen sooner, that is]

      As for Flopsy [or is it "Flospy?], he decided to sue from the Afterlife!

  32. xaviara
    xaviara
    April 4, 2012 at 5:56 pm | # | Reply

    …which is why he put out a call to you-know-who’s lawyer. The convo went something like this:
    “Generically Named Law Firm, Trudy speaking, just a moment!”
    “dontputmeonhold!” Flopsy said as fast as he could, but it was too slow. The so-called ‘smooth jazz’ began playing, and Flopsy counted off the seconds, minutes, and hours. Finally, the music stopped, and a new voice came on the line.
    “…

    • pointless whatever
      pointless whatever
      April 5, 2012 at 2:03 pm | # | Reply

      “I resent it when people fart inside my office.”

      • Tessius
        Tessius
        April 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

        But that won’t stop the Secret Service!

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          April 5, 2012 at 4:02 pm | # | Reply

          It never does

          And so the Secret Service, as always wearing their sunglasses and earmikes, bravely charge into the tub and RESCUE WHITNEY FROM CERTAIN DOOM!

          [Beats taking a bullet for a Prez you didn't vote for, anyway.....]

          • xaviara
            xaviara
            April 5, 2012 at 4:13 pm | #

            Which is what flopsy did

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