Just remember kids! The only way its ok to do drugs is if you earn them with your magical abilities.
Aw, such a trap of 22: you got to do magic to earn drugs…
Learn magic to do drugs? Do drugs to think you can learn magic? XD
Magical Drugs 101: Not offered in Hogwarths. Parental consent needed upon enrolment, Mastercard and Visa accepted.
MD 101: Course description – MD 101 teaches students of wizardry the fine art of Magical Pharmacology which is more attune to 21st century needs. Students will learn special incantations enabling them to construct various forms of drugs by manipulating nearby the natural energies of the Universe, the side effect of which will cause a rapture in the space time continuum. No magic is perfect after all!
Do you mean a “Rapture”, or a “Rupture”?
[Either's likely to be Painful]
I meant RUPTURE. Sorry about, always get those two spelling mixed up. Still, MD 101 is still an interesting course subject.
I wonder why Harry Potter never got into that?
Legal reasons. Very hush-hush.
“A rapture in the space time continuum” sounds good.
This particular strip makes me think the comic is a trip.
At least let the Goat have some fun!!!
you mean par-tay pooper
IN THE POOPER !!
“You have to earn your drugs.” – That line will keep me as a reader for at least the next two issues.
Makes me wonder if we couldn’t motivate more students in this world by offering them booze and meth as a reward for successful learning.
But how much COULD they learn after they fried their brains, I wonder?
No, marc has it right. This is standard pimp methodology. Take each child, forcibly inject them with heroin, then they get another shot when they learn the alphabet (or whatever they’re learning). For best results, use a govt controlled synthetic that’s not available on the open market.
For example, ritalin.
“You have to earn your drugs”.
Best line ever.
Knew it. Someone owes me ten bucks.
I’m really liking this comic.
Ya’ hafta’ admit, it’s nicely subversive!
$20 says Twinklebitch learns magic, AND goes on a bender, much to the chagrin of the frighteningly mature young lady.
And I say “Twinklebitch” wins my award for Best Name for the Whiner!
So only once he has dangerous magical powers can he destroy his reason with drugs and booze? That seems…backwards.
This one has all the best lines in it
She’ll grow up to become a magical dominatrix.
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