neglected ponies eat more severely neglected ponies.
poor goatsie. I thought they ate the negatives to porno’s
So he’s using her wand, I take it? Or did he get given his own not-chosen-Ollivander-style wand at some point? I might have missed that.
Also, *snerk* at the “Bastardized Latinium.” ‘S what most of this world’s spells seem to be, possibly even more than those of The-Other-Fictional-World-That-Must-Not-Be-Named.
Oh heck yes. This is absolutely hilarious.
Don’t tease the Goat!
Heh, maybe if he changed the goat into a fearsome tiger, he would have a familiar that could fight and would enjoy the processed pony chow.
I mean, heck, why not ?
He’s the one that has to fight “The Evil” ™, so why not have something useful ?
And if all else fails, the Tiger could always EAT his so-called Master in a pinch!
I bet he’s scumptious too.
Tastes like chicken!
Probably tastes like stale beer and Xanex.
Long pig… mmmmmm…
How about the power to run away to the real world – definitely helpful in a fight
I’ll even buy you a pony – tempting
Bastardized Latinus – what? That ALWAYS works. Maybe he’s holding the wand wrong
Or, holding the wrong “wand”……
It is quite obvious that goatsie when as a child did not have the opportunity to take care of any kind of pet, dog or lizard or otherwise. I do believe if he ever did have a pet to take care off, he would have a better temperament in accepting his familiar. Poor goatsie.
It’s no fun bein’ the “Goat”
Probably would help if he just wasn’t such a Jerk, too…..
Props to the creator; Goatsie and Starlight compliment each other quite well. Goatsie reflects Fagface’s shameless, endless apetite, and the morally-deficient mindset that comes with it, if not Twinklebitch’s more aggressive nature. Rat Fist’s “familiar” (ratfist.com), in contrast, is simply Ratfist’s inner thoughts vocalized at a pitch a titch above acceptable indoor levels.
Awwww…. I love goatsie face in the last panel!!!
“Boys like video games.”
Oh jeez, I feel a rant coming on. I realize you probably don’t care so I’ll try to keep it to a minimum, but this attitude is so prevalent and so obnoxious that it’s really hard to not say anything at all.
Long story short, women and girls make up a huge chunk of the gaming world. (I vaguely recall a statistic somewhere that said something between a third and a half, but I can’t remember where so I can’t pretend it’s authoritative.) Most of us, however, congregate away from official forums and away from male gamers, for a variety of reasons. Perhaps the biggest reasons are that a) they tend to talk about different things, such as Garrus’s personality rather than Miranda’s body (and I am aware I am making a generalization here); and b) male gamers tend to make such a big fucking deal about it. I could easily go on, but I’ll spare you the details.
I realize it’s just a throwaway line intended to be humorous and I realize it probably doesn’t seem like a big deal to you, but to me, it’s one more little insult among so very, very many. It grates on me. I am just so damn tired of being casually informed that I and countless others don’t exist. I know they exist, because I read their fanfiction.
That said, I don’t particularly recommend you to seek out the aforementioned congregations of lady nerds, as there is often a great deal of gay porn. Seriously, at least a fifth of Tumblr is gay porn. I certainly don’t mind, but…
Whoops, wrong page. How embarrassing.
This guy receives a big fat “F”, for “FALSE”, in logic. He certainly has shown no sign of intelligent life yet! Insulting everyone and everything around is hardly the finest route to success… (Yuppies must have SOME useful characteristics, else they would have died out, by now.)
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