HOW IS HE SO SKINNY?
He’s under 25
Wow. The bearded guy actually enjoys it in the last panel. I wonder what background he came from as all minions are more or less felons ?
Well yeah, if I were a minion and I was getting ripped off like that (he’s kidnapping the girl, which wasn’t in the job description), I’d want revenge. Either this guy is happy for revenge of some sort, or he just likes shooting people. Not hard to figure out.
The bearded guy is definitely a gang banger……Ain’t gonna mention what color he probably is, cause I don’t want to get unnecessarily assassinated by any of these dudes.
Now THERE’S a Phrase to Remember!
Maybe he is just enjoying shooting an awesome gun! …I even played Halo because it is fun to shoot awesome weapons…………
Now the Magnum guy sucks at shooting…If I were an evil mastermind, then all minions/bad guys that worked for me would have to pass a pretty intense shooting test. If they can’t shoot while moving, crouching, standing still, etc. then they would be done. No hire – they would simply disappear.. Even Magnum – a higher-up – can’t hit them. For shame….
Well, you gotta admit, it’s pretty hard to shoot a fast-moving skinny dude who’s played games with situations like this before and is pretty much running and jumping mario-style.
red bull, mountain dew, and power packs that you jump on…
It’s called Plot Armor. All protagonists get it automatically.
I need to order some of this…but for me when I am the antagonist. Then I win – even if the protagonist is a sharpshooter who has done everything cliche-ically correct, lol. I will admit that shooting two pistols simultaneously is exponentially more difficult than one with both hands, but still – Magnum should know better and have either done enough practice to balance it, or just gone with something he could peg targets with :/ I’m no sharpshooter yet, but I know that.
hmmm…….. if I was the antagonist I would have my minions be robots or something equally subservient and incapable of rebelling……..
I’ve noticed that….!
YOU try hitting anything, let alone an unpredictably moving target, while firing two guns at the same time.
Meh, I’m sure I could do it ……on final fantasy……
I’d have better aim just THROWING both guns at him…..
I can answer Mr. Magnum’s question. It’s for that exact reason. They sit there all day. As a result, their energy builds up more and more, and eventually is released in situations like this. DUH!! XD
So how’cum that doesn’t work for ME?
Great Question–Even BETTER Snarky Answer!
Mutiny’s a bitch. And don’t underestimate your opponents.
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