I choose the Spiky Thing, just ‘cuz it has such a Cool Name!
[And never mind the electric current--Wouldn't an alligator clip that HUGE just remove the aforementioned body parts before the electricity even got there!?]
It’s one of those things that you use to connect one car battery to another when you’re jumping it, and it’s called that because it kind of looks–and grabs–like an alligator–
PAINFUL, if attached to any body part, never mind the electric current!
I wonder what the Spikey Thing does. I also have no idea what “The Shocker” is supposed to do. Stick its “fingers” up your butt or something? I don’t get it…
If that “shocker” thing were electrified as well, we might be getting somewhere, but most of this stuff is pretty much what you’d expect a bunch of this type of guys to come up with.
We call this the spikey thing. (Somehow creepier than if it had an actual name)
Ooooh! Oooooh!
I choose the Spiky Thing, just ‘cuz it has such a Cool Name!
[And never mind the electric current--Wouldn't an alligator clip that HUGE just remove the aforementioned body parts before the electricity even got there!?]
What’s an alligator clip?
It’s one of those things that you use to connect one car battery to another when you’re jumping it, and it’s called that because it kind of looks–and grabs–like an alligator–
PAINFUL, if attached to any body part, never mind the electric current!
A small alligator clip will tastefully hold your doobie so you can puff without burning your fingers. …just sayin’
No [b]small[/b] clips hurt a lot, large ones just hurt a bit. it’s to do with leverage and where the spring is pushing.
FIVE IN THE STINK
lol
I wonder what the Spikey Thing does. I also have no idea what “The Shocker” is supposed to do. Stick its “fingers” up your butt or something? I don’t get it…
That looks a wee bit like an automatic meat tenderizer to me……*ow*
As for the Shocker–Seems you’ve already figured it out….
And those weird machines would be torture enough just to LOOK at. They are just weird and freaky.
Half of Torture’s Effect is the Anticipation
@illeatyourself – just google the word “shocker”
Just about what I figured from looking at it
If that “shocker” thing were electrified as well, we might be getting somewhere, but most of this stuff is pretty much what you’d expect a bunch of this type of guys to come up with.
Funny, but I was thinkin’ much the same thing…..
Is there a website they order from? I have an early Christmas present to buy.
Yah, where’s Villansupply when ya need it!
It’s a subsidiary of the Acme Co. ou know, the same place where Wile E. Coyote gets all of his stuff.
Remind me to remove myself from your Christmas Shopping List–Yipe!*
Ahhhh, this reminds me of an old Far Side comic: http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o189/AdamD_photo/FarSide_MrThingy.jpg
Oh, NO! Not THAT–Not the [*drumroll, please*], the THINGY!!!!
*Runs Screaming into the Night*
Well, I suppose the carrot would DEFINITELY make Mr Ed talk…
mnem
*HONK!*
Last panel, Kakashi Sensei “THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!”
Holy CRAP that’s disturbing.
Which means the torture guys are earning their pay.