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Minion Issue #5 Page #14

by admin on October 19, 2011 at 12:01 am
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  1. Puppeteen
    Puppeteen
    October 19, 2011 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

    What is he smoking? No, seriously, what is that thin, dark object he is smoking?

    • orangesrhyme
      orangesrhyme
      October 19, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      i believe that’s a cigarette holder.

      • heitert3
        heitert3
        October 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm | # | Reply

        Indeed. They were considered the classy way for women to smoke back in the day (first half of the 20th century mostly, particularly in ‘high society’ crowds). Audrey Hepburn and her contemporaries often had them in movies or photographs.

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          October 20, 2011 at 4:00 pm | # | Reply

          Also, it became something of the symbol of snotty, unpleasant Upper Crust European-types, the kind who also hold their ciggies betwixt the thumb and forefinger, instead of the American way between the forefinger and index finger, as it SHOULD be done……

          Watch some old spy or WWII movie sometime, and watch the SS and Gestapo guys smoke.

          • toot
            toot
            October 21, 2011 at 4:07 am | #

            thx for that information.
            (as things happen, I am a germ and was at the army, where you still get order to smoke “camouflaged” outside, no matter if at any front or save and warm at a base. I think we are a bit, hm, fixed on that ;-)

          • nazi english teacher
            nazi english teacher
            October 21, 2011 at 9:40 pm | #

            forefinger and index finger are the same finger therefore Americans would have to use both hands to smoke

          • Imrar
            Imrar
            October 24, 2011 at 11:10 am | #

            Also what you describe as “Gestapo” style of smoking, has actually it’s reason.
            People who work outside (constructions etc.) tend to smoke this way. When you turn against the wind and hold the cigarette by your thumb and first finger, you can cover the burning end from the wind also.
            From a soldiers POV, you cover the burning end from sight as well.

          • Stampers Saverem
            Stampers Saverem
            October 24, 2011 at 3:35 pm | #

            Thank you, All Three, for more info–

            I just have what I’ve seen in movies to go by, especially since I don’t smoke, myself……

          • Oldskoolguitar
            Oldskoolguitar
            October 30, 2011 at 3:33 pm | #

            FDR used one, as well as Hunter S. Thompson.

  2. galdon
    galdon
    October 19, 2011 at 6:37 am | # | Reply

    Ok, its been bugging me a while; but after that last panel i really have to wonder what happened to his face to leave a scar that long. My favorite idea so far is that he got into an accident with a can opener.

    • heitert3
      heitert3
      October 19, 2011 at 1:25 pm | # | Reply

      Also… is that a monacle permanently imbedded into his eye-socket? Because it’s way bigger than his other eye, but it’s clearly wedged in there in a semi-permanent fashion.

      • Puppeteen
        Puppeteen
        October 20, 2011 at 3:39 am | # | Reply

        No way is that eye still functional. It’s a patch, or some sort of glass eye.

        • Puppeteen
          Puppeteen
          October 20, 2011 at 3:43 am | # | Reply

          I take it back. I quick trip through the archives reveals it is indeed working. Perhaps the monocle saved it, or a mad scientist made a successful transplant.

    • Aaron
      Aaron
      October 21, 2011 at 10:06 am | # | Reply

      My favorite idea is that he got so angry that his monocle exploded. It ruined his eye and started his life of crime.

    • Lara J
      Lara J
      January 20, 2012 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

      I know right that thing must’ve hurt like a mug. X(

  3. Squillis
    Squillis
    October 19, 2011 at 6:57 am | # | Reply

    Hmm, looking at the color, I’d say it were some kind of chemical burn. A simple cut would heal over and turn skin colored again, but a burn could leave a colored scar. Maybe he tried to heat the can before opening it on the can opener, it exploded, and the burning lid dragged across his face leaving a burned scar.

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      October 20, 2011 at 4:01 pm | # | Reply

      Or maybe he tried to microwave soup still in the can?

  4. heitert3
    heitert3
    October 19, 2011 at 1:33 pm | # | Reply

    Incidentally… he clearly doesn’t understand US politics. Shoving 16 politicians out of office due to scandals would make for a lot of great ratings on the news and talk shows, but it wouldn’t really upset the general population much. We sort of assume they’re all dirtbags with all kinds of salacious things in their closets anyway.

    Showing us that our politicians are sleazy liars is kind of like showing us that Ke$ha uses autotune… it’s already obvious, we just already dislike them too much to care.

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      October 20, 2011 at 4:02 pm | # | Reply

      Valid point–

      Tho’ he seems a mite Power Hungry, himself, if ya’ ask me……

  5. blarg... politics
    blarg... politics
    October 19, 2011 at 3:19 pm | # | Reply

    well in his plan he doesn’t want the public disturbed. He’s shoving off the 16 dudes who wouldn’t give him the password to their bases, by giving the dudes whose base he’s in the smut on the 16. (sorry for the reference, it snuck in…)
    He’s basically choosing a team to sponsor and manage,
    rather than destroy the corrupt system he abuses it worse (therefore better) than the competition

  6. Lothahn
    Lothahn
    October 19, 2011 at 4:49 pm | # | Reply

    This is the wiki leaks guy on steroids

  7. Ntxokie
    Ntxokie
    October 20, 2011 at 10:19 am | # | Reply

    Or perhaps the eye has been replaced by a cyborg eye like in terminator.

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      October 20, 2011 at 4:04 pm | # | Reply

      Persoanlly, I think the top of the can permanently embedded itself during the Whole Nasty Can-Opener Incident–

      Which would explain a LOT about this Nut…..

      • Stampers Saverem
        Stampers Saverem
        October 20, 2011 at 4:05 pm | # | Reply

        DRAT!

        I hate the way you can’t go back and correct the spelling on a comment after it’s posted!

      • Jaded Cynic
        Jaded Cynic
        October 30, 2011 at 6:43 pm | # | Reply

        It seems from the comments about the coloration of the scarring that he MIGHT have been injured by a malfunctioning prototype of their laser rifles? Cut down the forehead, across the eyeball and down the cheek. And the monocle is an affectation, and despite Von Gernsbach’s genre savviness, he’s a slave to the cliche (just like his love of the Evil Overlord Rant).

  8. Vosla
    Vosla
    October 20, 2011 at 4:44 pm | # | Reply

    Well, he almost sounds like he is a good guy – a bit on the extreme though. ;-)

    • toot
      toot
      October 21, 2011 at 4:18 am | # | Reply

      hma, extreme “good” is just another variant of evil. Even if he wasn’t up to all that for egoistic reasons

  9. Vosla
    Vosla
    October 20, 2011 at 4:46 pm | # | Reply

    Stampers Saverem :
    >DRAT!
    >I hate the way you can’t go back and correct the spelling on a comment
    >after it’s posted!

    Yeah, same over here.

  10. Vosla
    Vosla
    October 20, 2011 at 5:02 pm | # | Reply

    About that scar :
    In Germany of old, higher class students were engaged in ritualized sword play – academic fencing – and scars received were treated in a way to delay healing, so they stood off – as a kind of battle trophy.
    A really rare thing today that lost its status in modern Germany after WW2.

    This guy must have blocked a low blow with his left brow and ate the whole blade.

    • toot
      toot
      October 21, 2011 at 4:20 am | # | Reply

      if it is from a burschenschaft, the extension must still be accidential (never seen a schmiss so huge)

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      October 21, 2011 at 10:34 am | # | Reply

      *OUCH!*

      German Aristocracy and Anime Heroes–

      Who’d think they’d have something in common, as in Ritual Scarring?

      • Vosla
        Vosla
        October 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm | # | Reply

        You might be surprised how much Germany and Japan has in common when it comes to rituals and virtues. Or better… HAD in common, as Germany lost a lot of that after WW2 and more after 1968 – because the Nazis used, played and betrayed the old virtues and used the rituals to substantiate their “culture” as based on knightly grounds.

        I am a very oldfashioned german and I hate the Nazis for ruining german culture. (No, I don’t want monarchy back. I want honorable statesmen… Hahaha! Seems I’m quite mad for even dreaming of it!)

        • Stampers Saverem
          Stampers Saverem
          October 24, 2011 at 3:38 pm | # | Reply

          “Honorable Statesmen” don’t seem to be around very much these days, in ANY country!

          As for Japan, they’ve lost a few things to Capitalism in modern times, methinks.

          • Ringtail
            Ringtail
            November 27, 2011 at 9:41 pm | #

            I think Honorable statesmen may be an oxymoron…..sadly, just about every country is infested with dishonorable politicians……..

  11. spearcarrier
    spearcarrier
    October 20, 2011 at 8:43 pm | # | Reply

    I hope he does release the information – and then suffers the great disappointment (as have other whistle blowers before him) when nothing happens. :-p

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      October 21, 2011 at 10:36 am | # | Reply

      Yep–Just the usual reaction these days……

      [Except that there will probably be a few Ne'er-do-wells out there with way too much time on their hands who'll start up a Conspiracy website for 'im]

  12. mnementh
    mnementh
    October 26, 2011 at 8:21 pm | # | Reply

    The reason for cigarette holders like this is twofold; it prevents nicotine stains on your fingers, and it greatly reduces the smell of cigarette smoke in one’s hair and clothing.

    One old story has it that Hitler was a complete Nazi (ba dump bump) about smoking; even sending more than one high-ranking officer to the front lines because he could smell the smoke on them. Since then, it has become a staple of period films.

    Another story has it that they were adopted by Nazi officers to thwart Allied snipers who could “hit a glowing cherry from a mile away”.

    mnem
    [IMG]http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/mnemennth/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg[/IMG]

    • Stampers Saverem
      Stampers Saverem
      October 27, 2011 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

      And here I always thought it was just a snooty fashion statement!

      Heard about the Hitler thing–There’s an old movie [Was that Alec Guinness playing Adolf in "Hitler: The Last Ten Days"? Why Yes, it was!] about the last days in Hitler’s Secret Bunker that makes much ado about it–

      As for the sniper thing, that may have actually started in WWI with the “Three on a Match” superstition, wherein snipers in the trenches were so accurate that nobody wanted to share a light with more than two other cigarettes, for fear that the third one would give the sniper the time needed to aim and shoot them.

      But Wikipedia says that’s not necessarily true, either…..

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_on_a_match_%28superstition%29

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